minion memes

the cringe people post on Facebook. they're not even real memes.

I saw some minion memes. I wanna die now

by laith2010YEET May 2, 2021

musty milton

when someone farts in someone face but more than gas comes out

sherly:what did you do with you boyfriend suzy

suzy: he gave me a musty milton

sherly:ewww

Suzy: i love that shit

by the diddler ? May 7, 2008

Agent Milton

The key asset to taking down Dutch Van Der Linde and his gang in Red Dead Redemption 2.

Arthur Morgan: “It seems old Micah was pretty close to Agent Milton...”

by Agent Ross February 2, 2019

Twopence ha'penny millionaire

A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).

Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.

Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire

by samaralic December 11, 2013

tim the minion

Slang for boner

Guy: Man, I'm starting to get tim the minion
Guy 2: Dude, you have a hard on?
Guy: Yeah, wanna watch a movie?

by [e-mail] November 23, 2019

a million o'clock

What time it is when it's really late.

Last night I stayed up until a million o'clock writing a paper.

by limacon October 6, 2013

Miliano

Miliano is a guy of strength, mentally and physically. Everyone loves Miliano and can't help but treat him with the respect that he deserves. He has great leadership and has great communication skills making him very good with his words and a pleasure to talk to. He appreciates all aspects of life and lives like every day is his last. People love being around his happy, feel-good vibes. Family is priority to him and drama doesn't stand a chance. Life is considered very precious to Miliano and should be appreciated and lived to the fullest. Miliano enjoys and excels at many hobbies that include the outdoors as well as various sports. His love for music is strong and is considered to be one of his passions along with his fascination to travel and see the world. His physical features are god-like and his hair is thick and as mesmerizing as his big beautiful eyes. Miliano is the boy all girls drool about with his dreamy looks and charming personality. His build is great and turns heads as a result from working out. Miliano has handsomely exotic southern European features that mesmerize. He is sweet, caring, funny and intelligent with great common sense and problem solving skills. He has great intentions and good morals, knowing right from wrong which shows in his actions. Miliano is a very easy-going, understanding and friendly person who always has positive views on life, no matter what.

Miliano is such an amazing person, I want to be his friend!

Miliano is so handsome!

by MECPM November 19, 2016