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Buy a merkin

Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.
Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin
by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021
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Fan Merkin

The clumps of dust and dirt that build up and cling to ceiling fan blades that resemble the pubic hair replacement wig aka The Merkin
Turned the ceiling fan on while I was spring cleaning and it knocked all the fan merkins loose
by Callmemoriarty August 14, 2022
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Merkin

Merkin means killin'
I'm merkin it at work
by Bbgroover April 21, 2022
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lurking and merkin

homie: what you doin mane

Ybb: we just lurking and merkin cuh
by yung_xon June 16, 2023
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merkin

"Their album is so merkin.
by xXXxPENDULUM420xXXx August 12, 2024
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Queefing Merkin

Queefing Merkin a way to define police officers especially up a local mountain in Brisbane where it has a sections of road known as the Glory Hole TT. The term is used to define primarily traffic cops and sometimes the location of them
There were some Queefing Merkins at the cafe or there is a Queefing Merkin hiding gap side of jolly’s
by Streetrossi January 17, 2023
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