Nerd : hey, wanna be my naked makeout lady for the forseeable future ?
Woman : hmmm, that sounds like nerdspeak for something. Since I don't have my 'Nerdspeak To English' dictionary with me, what does it mean ?
Nerd : well, in your language it means 'female fuck buddy'.
Woman : Oh. Well, no thank you.
Nerd : Well, have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies.
Woman : More nerdspeak ?
Nerd : Yep.
Woman : what could 'have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies' possibly mean ?
Nerd : it means, 'fuck you, bitch' !
Woman : hmmm, that sounds like nerdspeak for something. Since I don't have my 'Nerdspeak To English' dictionary with me, what does it mean ?
Nerd : well, in your language it means 'female fuck buddy'.
Woman : Oh. Well, no thank you.
Nerd : Well, have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies.
Woman : More nerdspeak ?
Nerd : Yep.
Woman : what could 'have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies' possibly mean ?
Nerd : it means, 'fuck you, bitch' !
by Virgin Suicides June 7, 2017
Get the naked makeout ladymug. by Spicy Meatball December 14, 2010
Get the Mountain Dew makeoutmug. Swollen lips and cheeks which occurs after a lengthy makeout session, usually the next morning. Redness or irritated skin may also occur, also known as the "Makeout Rash."
Heather, I can see you hit it off with the guy from the bar last night. I know this because you have swollen makeout face
Or - Heather you have such a gordious swollen makeout face.
Or - Heather you have such a gordious swollen makeout face.
by Bajunga Judge September 7, 2007
Get the Swollen Makeout Facemug. Jim: Sarah won’t kiss me what do I do man
Jake: She HAS to its April 14th
Jim: And that is..?
Jake: National Makeout Day my nigga!
Jake: She HAS to its April 14th
Jim: And that is..?
Jake: National Makeout Day my nigga!
by allisonlovemecock May 26, 2018
Get the National Makeout Daymug. by Rosey rosey rose July 30, 2019
Get the National makeout daymug. This is the exact same concept as post nut clarity however in this case it is after a makeout. You may feel a sense of rue afterwards.
by InnerPrawn March 19, 2023
Get the post makeout claritymug. by Big d brownboy April 17, 2019
Get the National makeout daymug.