mattypalmer

extremely gay also suck lots of cocks non stop

you mattypalmer meaning cocksucker

by craig hardy September 5, 2008

MattyPoison

A popular scene kid with a trademark large blonde fringe wearing nike jackets, skinny jeans and air force one's. Often spotted on emo/scene-ridden urbis.

Scene/Emo: Look it's MattyPoison! I have yer myspace!

by Needs January 11, 2009

mattyflidia

mattyflidia is a dirty bloke that go round spreading chlamydia with out no regard for others

mattyflidia dirty horrible nasty mofo

by Someone who caught it January 20, 2011

Matty Gee

What the Australian population refers to as a Gronk.

Habitual liar, theif and downright sleaze bag who has uncontrollable offensive body odour.
He is a skinny looking rat who will try to fuck your girlfriend AT ALL COSTS.

Be Warned

Matty Gee : Matty is short for Matthew and Gee is short for Gronk

OMFG he thinks hes all that but hes just a Matty Gee lol

by alyssa384 October 28, 2014

MattySlays

some hoe that says I'll be back later and joins another vc

wow she left she is such a mattyslays

by HoldMyHoops69 August 1, 2017

Matty Croc

the popular term 'Matty Croc' is usually defined by sticking your hand inside of a blue tongue lizards mouth while having your friend tug on your 3 inch chode while having a sip on some 4 hour old Que Cola

Fuck look at that lizard mate, should we do a Matty Croc?

by JFKpeekedglaz February 15, 2021

Mattydfan

An idiot that causes wrecks on the am24 league, also a biased official, he always changes his name after fights so he wouldnt get caught, his current username on discord is “diecast addict, he once got mad over NR2003, also wished cancer on am24

I am an idiot, also known as a mattydfan

by Birdboitheman July 6, 2021