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Marlone

Tru bad ass, top dog, real estate mogul, BSD, Mosephus killing playa who is taking over the world.
Have you seen what Marlone is up to lately? He is lit and can’t be stopped....
by Bofma January 5, 2018
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Marlon

Marlon is the name of a moron, who's probably from Italy. He'll be rich cause his dad's in the movie making business and thinks that any form of normal transportation is "inefficient".
Extra: Tell me about this Marlon character.
Me: He's a fat turd.
by Punjabi Peanut February 19, 2024
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Marlon

A person called Marlon is most likely gonna try to crush your balls between his huge fuggin big ass hands. When he doesn’t try to rip your testicles out of your body, he will smash your shoulder into pieces of shattered bones and he will most likely make sure that there’ll only be a bloody paste left behind. When he doesn’t do that either, he will try to shatter your kneecaps or he will try to insert his hand forcefully into your rectum. And lastly, when he doesn’t try to enter your body forcefully in any way, he will instead bite you. He often likes to try kissing other men and he’s always fucking dogs in his backyard. In other words, a Marlon is a person who’ll make sure you lose your virginity to him, before you are able to lose it to a girl.
Grrrr UwU sussy baka senpai - Marlon, 2023
by Noah's Cock February 22, 2023
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Marlon Murray

An individual who loves the Cosby’s, and can not control himself because he’s a retard.
He also cripwalks down the block with his nigga Landon and they rob Dunkin donut employees.
Person 1: “I heard Marlon Murray is mad at you dude”
Person 2: “guess I’m dead then”
by Ayalanews89 September 24, 2019
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Marlon

Marlons a very fun person but can be clumsy at times, when it comes to relationships he is very open and honest but takes a while to show his usually 8 inch dick, if you have a Marlon in your life then keep him close and cared for
I wish I was marlons friend, he's do cool
by Niggawidadick March 9, 2019
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Marlon

A guy who loves playing 2k and loves wearing Jordan’s. He also gets a bunch of girls without trying. He is the friend who would suck your dick for free
You that hot guy over there.. Marlon?

He has a big dick
by Bigblackpancake October 15, 2019
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Marlon

Hes a piece of shit hobbit and hes the reason of world hunger.
ooooo shit a marlon
by Dyre September 16, 2020
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