A wonderful person, Luka will definitely surprise you at every turn. Technically derived from the Latin words "Man from Lucania, an ancient district in Italy, Luka is a mystery. On first glance, Luka will scare you. On second glance, you will be rolling on the floor, dying of laughter. On third glance, you will find that Luka is a true and amazing friend. Luka's are often very smart and bilingual, often in obscure languages. They like frogs, knives, and art, among many other things. Given the opportunity, Luka will sleep for days and really loves sitting around on sofas, eating cereal. Bad memes are a way into their hearts. If you don't know a Luka, you aren't living.
by Goodnight spoon... October 25, 2019
The gayest cunt on planet earth, he is so autistic that James charles refuses to fool him because he’s a fool already. If you see this guy he’ll probably wet his pants from suckin so much dick, run into a pole in fear knock himself out, wake up in the hospital the next day with 17 fractures to the left arm and a brain tremor before dying from sudden cardiac arrest due to anorexia
by Chinfu May 22, 2019
by sokerduds March 7, 2007
That gay retard that wont stop tryna smash random thots and is a clout chaser, he is still a huge virgin and thinks he's cool.
by nibnba November 23, 2018
A Lithuanian beast that lurks in the dark corners of the English town of Luton, but has recently been spotted in Leeds. She will grab men by the dick and eat them from the scrotum and suck their insides out from the anus. The only way the Luka is calmed is by having many large objects crammed up her anus.
"I was out in Leeds last night, and the mythical beast Luka grabbed me by the dick, luckily I had my anal beads at the ready!"
by Mr. Big boobs March 10, 2015
An ugly bitch with a big nose.
by Lukasbignose January 30, 2017
He is a douche bag and he has a small penis and all the girls like him but they are gold diggers they have a uncircumcised penis and he thinks he is better than everyone he also calls his friend terrible names
by Luka is a retard.com December 4, 2019