I am a liberal. You better agree with me 100%, or you're a bigoted, racist, homophobic white supremacist.
by Criptycrue December 17, 2019
Get the Liberalmug. by Dummythicker69420 December 20, 2019
Get the Liberalmug. A narrow minded political stance that instead of its meaning, wants to control every aspect of every Americans lives. Just like liberal neighbors that call the cops because they see you having too much fun in your own home. Politicians aim to take every right away from Americans by claiming to be for Americans when they are really for everyone which isn’t American.
“Liberals want to take away our guns”. “Well I don’t like guns so why should anyone else be able to have them!”
by Bil-liam August 27, 2020
Get the Liberalmug. by i’m a violist November 1, 2019
Get the Liberalmug. A very politically ill-informed socialist masquerading as U.S. citizen. Liberals generally exercise the use of a loud voice to win arguments. Liberals will sometimes gather to protest a subject that they feel is very important, inconveniencing hundreds that are trying to get on with their lives.
A notable protest in Washington occurred when a few Liberals got together and thought that perhaps they should bring traffic to a complete halt in order to show the masses what they were sure was important, using garbage cans and their own bodies to their advantage.
Many people are frankly surprised that those stuck in the traffic jam did not "run them the fuck over" - referring especially to the woman with a broken arm who was trying to make it to the emergency room.
A notable protest in Washington occurred when a few Liberals got together and thought that perhaps they should bring traffic to a complete halt in order to show the masses what they were sure was important, using garbage cans and their own bodies to their advantage.
Many people are frankly surprised that those stuck in the traffic jam did not "run them the fuck over" - referring especially to the woman with a broken arm who was trying to make it to the emergency room.
Conservative: "It was Clinton's fault for dumping military funds into our national debt! How could you think it was Bush's 'failed policies' that brought on trillions of dollars of debt!? If we were going to prevent further terrorist action, then we had to go to the source to stop it."
Liberal: "9/11 was just an excuse for oil, moron!"
Conservative: "You're not even listening-"
Liberal: "Moron!"
Conservative: "S-"
Liberal: "MORON!"
Liberal: "9/11 was just an excuse for oil, moron!"
Conservative: "You're not even listening-"
Liberal: "Moron!"
Conservative: "S-"
Liberal: "MORON!"
by a very pant March 28, 2009
Get the Liberalmug. One of two individuals.
1. Generally a progressive individual who sees that government should have enough power to provide for the every need of the citizens of that nation. A kind hearted soul who feels that government should be able to take care of people.
2. A closed-minded, politically correct nitwit who believes that Christians are evil, America is terrible, white people should feel guilty, Republicans are homophobic and racist, and that any form of morality is a bad thing to have.
1. Generally a progressive individual who sees that government should have enough power to provide for the every need of the citizens of that nation. A kind hearted soul who feels that government should be able to take care of people.
2. A closed-minded, politically correct nitwit who believes that Christians are evil, America is terrible, white people should feel guilty, Republicans are homophobic and racist, and that any form of morality is a bad thing to have.
1. My girlfriend is a liberal. I don't agree that government should have so much power, but I see her point of view. She just thinks this is the best way to help people.
2. Thank God that liberal bastard Keith Olbermann has left MSNBC. Now if only Rachel Maddow would leave and Janeane Garofalo would just disappear.
2. Thank God that liberal bastard Keith Olbermann has left MSNBC. Now if only Rachel Maddow would leave and Janeane Garofalo would just disappear.
by Alexhandr February 23, 2011
Get the Liberalmug. Term for an American communist/socialist who loves to kill un-born children, steal money from hard working people who earn their money through hard work and give it to the lazy undesireables of society, force religions to perform acts against their beliefs, distribute and smoke marijuana, take away all means of protection from Americans so Americans would be unable to defend themselves against a corrupt government, let the eldery die, allow people to marry and have sex with anything they want to such as animals tvs xboxs pinneapples etc, arrest anyone who opposses the government in power, allow terrorists to be hidden in American society, allow all murders to be released from prison and be given tax dollars to become part of society once again to kill, and enforce a totalitarian state of liberalism.
The liberal government stole money from the successful doctor to give a dropout from highchool addicted to narcotics a monthly check to buy more narcotics.
by A moderate July 21, 2012
Get the Liberalmug.