by Melina Furter. May 28, 2020
"All words are much more fancier when you put "le" in front of them, like lesbian... the classiest women of them all"
- Captain Hero
- Captain Hero
by James Lowe February 12, 2008
A female who is both emotionally and sexually attracted to other females. There are no sets of specific rules or requirements to being a lesbian, you do not have to wear boxer shorts, play football, or watch wrestling. You simply must have the capacity to be in love and sexually pleased by another female.
It is not a disease, it cannot by cured by a good hard boinking and to be frank, if you tried, most lesbians would gouge your eyes out.
And what about those women you see on the free porn-site previews? They aren't lesbians, they're just stupid women who need the cash and use their boobs to get it. That would be why they aren't looking lovingly into one another's eyes while they have their fun, in fact, they don't even notice each other, they're too busy sucking their fingers and staring at the camera.
And to all you religious people out there who say that homosexuality is against everything God stands for, let me remind you of a few little facts behind your religion. God doesn't make mistakes, especially not big mistakes that effect 10% of the world's population, so if a person is homosexual, they aren't going to hell. End of story.
It is not a disease, it cannot by cured by a good hard boinking and to be frank, if you tried, most lesbians would gouge your eyes out.
And what about those women you see on the free porn-site previews? They aren't lesbians, they're just stupid women who need the cash and use their boobs to get it. That would be why they aren't looking lovingly into one another's eyes while they have their fun, in fact, they don't even notice each other, they're too busy sucking their fingers and staring at the camera.
And to all you religious people out there who say that homosexuality is against everything God stands for, let me remind you of a few little facts behind your religion. God doesn't make mistakes, especially not big mistakes that effect 10% of the world's population, so if a person is homosexual, they aren't going to hell. End of story.
Stupid male: You're a dyke, eh? How 'bout I rip off those boxers of yours and teach what it is to really be ****ed.
Lesbian: How about I rip your tiny weener out of your thong and feed it to my dog?
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Porn-Girl: I'm sucking my finger to get it all wet for her! Honest!
Lesbian: ...Pathetic.
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Homophobic religious freak: Damn ye to hell! Cast off your disgusting perversions and go toward the light!
Lesbian: Why don't you go toward the light? Y'know, on a freeway, towards a heavy goods vehicle?
Lesbian: How about I rip your tiny weener out of your thong and feed it to my dog?
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Porn-Girl: I'm sucking my finger to get it all wet for her! Honest!
Lesbian: ...Pathetic.
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Homophobic religious freak: Damn ye to hell! Cast off your disgusting perversions and go toward the light!
Lesbian: Why don't you go toward the light? Y'know, on a freeway, towards a heavy goods vehicle?
by blacksummer_88 September 9, 2006
by soodunim February 6, 2010
I am a lesbian
by anony mous 2021 April 10, 2017
A lesbian is a female who is sexually, emotionally, and romantically attracted to other females. Lesbians often know they are attracted to girls at a very early age but are scared or unaccepting of themselves until later in life when they "come out". Lesbians DO NOT hate dick, that is why we have "toys". Lesbians are simply not attracted to men. They still love, they still have sex, some are cute, some aren't. JUST LIKE STRAIGHT PEOPLE. Lesbians are not found in porn. Being a lesbian does NOT mean that a girl has never had sex with a man, or that the man she did have sex with sucked. No guy will ever be able to "convert" a lesbian. Lesbians aren't man haters either.
I have checked out girls since i was 6 years old. I think some men are handsome but it is not physical attraction. I love girls, yes they can be bitches, but i wouldn't change them for the world. There is no way i will ever NOT be a lesbian.
by Another Lesbian September 15, 2008
A female who is attracted to other females emotionally and sexually. Period. You are not necessarily a lesbian if you have strong feelings of love for other women...do NOT get this confused. Also, if you're with a lesbian, you aren't necessarily a lesbian unless you too love (emotionally and sexually) other women. Lesbians are NOT necessarily man-hating, not ALWAYS feminists, and do NOT always have penis fear or envy. Stereotypes may describe lesbians as slutty girls who sleep with other women to get men in bed, but let's get the facts straight: lesbians = women who love women and want to be with them sexually ONLY. If you're a horny guy looking to get a woman-loving girl in bed, try the word bisexual or man-pleasing whore. :)
Linda: Do you love me?
Barb: Yes.
Linda: Are you sexually attracted to me?
Barb: Yes.
Linda: Are you a lesbian?
Barb: ...What the hell do YOU think?
Molly: I love Linda too! But I sleep with men only.
Barb: Shut the f*** up straight girl.
Molly: Kay.
Linda: Does this mean I'm a lesbian because I'm with one?
Barb: No, you could be bisexual.
Linda: Oh, well...let's go make some love.
Barb: Gladly.
Barb: Yes.
Linda: Are you sexually attracted to me?
Barb: Yes.
Linda: Are you a lesbian?
Barb: ...What the hell do YOU think?
Molly: I love Linda too! But I sleep with men only.
Barb: Shut the f*** up straight girl.
Molly: Kay.
Linda: Does this mean I'm a lesbian because I'm with one?
Barb: No, you could be bisexual.
Linda: Oh, well...let's go make some love.
Barb: Gladly.
by The Angry Lesbian October 22, 2005