lake leek

When a girl is on her period and she forgot to wear a tampon/pad she's having a lake leek.

Girl1: omg I have a lake leek!
Girl2: buy some tampons.
Girl1: I'm trying!!

by Fuckingamazing November 17, 2013

Leek

(Of an action or activity) very boring to someone not interested but is fun to someone who is.

I knit because it’s leek, but others don’t like watching me.

by Anonymous3 May 19, 2019

To Take a Leek

To give hand relief to a Welshman.

Must not be confused with the very similar 'to take a leak' (to urinate)

"Sorry guys, be back in a minute, I need to take a leek"

by NotTheOxfordEnglishDictionary September 23, 2022

Leek Deek

Noun. Got a dick the length of a leek

Yo man, Richard says his wife's boyfriend has a leek deek and now he's super insecure about his deek

by ChimkenNuggs July 5, 2021

Leek

That Guy , That Dude , The One and MFN Only

Yo you see leek over there? .....Sensational

by Leekthafreak October 16, 2019

leek

the prettiest micronesian on this planet earf

is that leek shes so gorgeous fr

by chessgurl101 September 5, 2021

Leek

Sexy ass motherfucker that has a giant cock and can steal your bitch in a pickup truck.

Yo look its leek, he stole my bitch in a 2013 Nissan Frontier.

by anonymous November 22, 2021