estoy disparando mi lazer

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER in spanish

Guy: george lopez u suck!
George Lopez: estoy disparando mi lazer *shoopeando el whoopeando*

by sB129 October 22, 2008

ZOMG LAZER PEW PEW PEW

an expression of... well nothign really, this is used by people who are excited and happy about something that is in most cases unrelated to the topic at hand.

GuyA: What's up?
GuyB: Nothin Much, How bout you?
GuyA: Ask your sister!
GuyC: ZZOMG LAzER PEW PEW PEW!!
GuyB: <GuyA's name here> fuck you, and <GuyC's name here> WTF?!?!?!?!!1

by FacelessWoWAddict August 28, 2008

imma chargin' my lazer

when a guy masturbates

Pete: DONT COME IN THE BATHROOM< IMMA CHARGIN' MY LAZER

by theaweoms83496598346 February 27, 2010

BEYOND Lazer Tag

Everyone's favorite sandwich. :)

"Thanks, BLT! You'll always be my favorite sandwich."

by Fush June 26, 2003

lazered

when an smg warrior kills me in two seconds flat WHILE IM HOLDING THE WALL

little did he know... it was at this time when he was going to lazered.

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020

Lazer daddy

Lazer daddies are kinky dad's who get shot out of your toes, they generally have lazers for dicks which come in a range of lengths, intensity and colour. They are always hot, and never straight.

Dude one: "hey dude my feet feel sore"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"

by LeakyLamp January 27, 2022

lazer dim 700

best rapper ever

Man i love lazer dim 700

by deblolz July 25, 2024