Central Lancaster high school

Welcome to central Lancaster ‘I wanna be a chav’ school, where all the ‘chavs’ and ‘roadmen’ Go. This is the school you want to go too where you get pedophiles as teachers and where you notice that every teacher gets with each other , (including same sex, probably same family too). Central is a ‘outstanding’ school. Known well for the best stardog to be sold on the car park. Known well for a certain teacher loving a quicky in the gym with the caretaker whilst the ‘lights go out’ all the scruffs with ripped up blazers and girls with underwear showing under there not so seen skirt with Their flat arses hanging out. One thing that school needs to sort out good and proper is lessons for teaching the girls (and boys too seen as half of the Lancaster/ morecambe gay boys like to attend the ‘I am a road man school’) to wear makeup properly and on their face instead of their shirt. Not only is this a school for roadmen, crackheads and wrongens, it’s also a school for ‘I’m 12 and pregnant’

So if you fancy your kids being smack heads, wrong end and knocked up at 12/13 the CENTRAL LANCASTER HIGH SCHOOL IS THE SCHOOL FOR YOU😁😁

Mum; (too daughter)well done you’ve got into central Lancaster high school

3 years later

Mum (to daughter): knew you’d turn out to be a smack head going to that school

by Hollipop13 November 12, 2017

lancaster

a girl who wears silver eye makeup, and who goes to cal high.

ughh, i saw lancaster in health today.

by fixiehipster16 March 7, 2011

Lancaster Beef Patty

The act during Sex when a male covers his Penis in poop. The male then takes the woman's menstrual exhaust (blood) and covers his Penis with it as well.The man then procedes to stick his Penis between his Female partner's Buttox.

Lauren and Luke went crazy and decided to make a Lancaster Beef Patty.

by therealslimshady12345 August 14, 2010

lancaster, NY

lancaster new york is a town in western ny. if you live here, you know that it's full of white trash, republicans, drug dealers and depressed teens.
their high school football team is unbeatable, and their student section is valid. when walking the halls of the high school, you will find bleached mowhawks, purple haired emos, spray tanned whores and country hick mullet ass smelly teens.
when outside of school, there's literally nothing going on besides crowded basement parties, smoking weed in parks and weird ass middle schoolers hanging around the village.

every kid that attends lancaster high school is addicted to something, wether it be alcohol, nic, weed, sex, attention, or academic validation.

"i hate living in lancaster, NY."

by cockblaster37 November 3, 2021

Lancaster Catholic

A heavily religious school where at least 30% takes their education seriously. despite its catholic name 20% of the school is full of queers the rest are just homophobic. nobody takes mass seriously and almost every time someone gets in trouble, and if you wanna get high just go to bathroom but half the time someone will snitch on you.

person 1:what a school you go too
person 2: lancaster catholic
person 1: sucks

by little britain December 3, 2021

leland lancaster

A horrible little troll that lives deep, deep down under a bridge. He believes that by going under this bridge and scaring the person across from him would be funny. But It wasn't funny, not at all. In fact Leland retreats with his apple core, hoping someone will like him. He looks over to his only friend, alex, who now hates Leyland for his actions and leaves him forever. Currently leland lives with his mother down in the crevasses of hell, hoping one day, The ChauvinOne will save him.

Leland lancaster is afraid of ice, and vaginas.

by Chauvinone February 12, 2014

Zachary Lancaster

He's gay, SRC and Does some dumb stuff

Thats guy's such a Zachary Lancaster!

by Jackson D'oherty March 28, 2019