Kristina

fat stupid girl. usually lives on the main line and attends espicopal academy. desperate and a slut.

soccer player who is not as good as she thinks she is.

needs to lay off the eye shadow

starts rumors about several pretty girls because she likes the attention.

" Oh my god that girl is soo hitting on David. He will probably hook up with her anyway because he knows everyone can get in her pants"

"Wow... what a Kristina."

by loveyaxxxxx August 18, 2009

Kristina

One who has sloppy oussy with flab ass and one to only grow ugly and suffers from her self worth

Kristina is one who nolonger a problem

by Crazzyk May 04, 2020

Kristina

she makes stuff up so shes clearly a bitch

bro she must be a bitch
do you mean a Kristina?

by tosic bich December 06, 2019

Kristina

She is one of the craziest people you'll ever meet. Loves to party drink uncontrollably and wont remember things she did the next day 😂. She's down a down ass bitch though who will do anything for her closest friends. She can be really thoughtful and nurturing. Don't ever mess with Kristina! she will put you to your place. An amazing friend but the worst enemy. She gets in trouble a lot so you need to watch out sometimes. Overall, shes fun to be with and you wont get bored at all. Watching her do her thing is pure Entertainment!

Damn Kristina! what did you get yourself into this time?

by Elmow March 26, 2019

Kristina

A corrupted version of the name "Christina".
Someone with this name who is worthy of note is Kristina Horner, a.k.a. talentless singer for the Wizard Rock band The Parselmouths, Mrs Nerimon, and hyperactive dumb, blonde, all-American vlogger on the popular video-sharing website YouTube, who posts videos under the pseudonym italktosnakes.

Guy 1: Dude, do you watch italktosnakes on YouTube?
Guy 2: Who, Kristina Horner? Nah man, she makes me want to punch my computer moniter.
Nerimon: Hey! Leave my girlfriend alone!
Guy 1: Dude...shut the fuck up.

by MrNerimon April 26, 2009

Kristina

Thot as fuck! The only good thing Kristina's are for is taking out the trash.

Did you take out the garbage?

No! Kristina is on it

by L0wk3y :) July 24, 2016

kristina

The most beautiful and sweet person you could ever ask for she has a amazing smile and even better eyes she needs to kill Peter

Guy:man Kristina is so beautiful
Peter:she might kill me

by brag. October 19, 2013