krissemicolon

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by 281489174 January 19, 2021

kissed her dimple

to kiss a girl in the special place between her legs

friend 1 :how far did you and Sharon go last night?
friend 2 :i kissed her dimple

by i.went.there. January 23, 2011

Chocolate kissed

chocolate kissed - when a white person says something creepy about your skin colour (mostly to black women from white men)

he said to me last night “are you saying that cuz your magic is evil or because of your beautiful black skin”

girl he chocolate kissed you

by chocolate kiss February 17, 2022

I Kissed A Girl

Everytime I hear this song, I lose braincells. MANY PRECIOUS BRAINCELLS.

*I Kissed A Girl starts playing on TV*
Kid: AHHHHHHHHH OH GOD CHANGE!
*Changes station*
Kid: ... wtf was I doing?

by lolzerssss October 16, 2008

rape kissed

the hand at the back of the neck, the awkward death grip on your shirt... backed into a corner. Going in for the kill with no signal that its wanted you're just reading the signs wrong or dont care. yep, that's a rape kiss.

Allie pushed him into the corner and rape kissed him, not caring or wanting to know his intentions.

by The original rape kisser October 25, 2008

Sun kissed lothario

Usually a man who spends his time oiling himself and making harrowing comments to young ladies. Thinks a lot of himself and likes to wear shirts with the buttons undone. Also wears sun glasses on head and always look like he is pondering what to say to his next victim.

Look at that pervert, what a Sun Kissed Lothario

David Hasslehof is a Sun Kissed Lothario

by Timio June 11, 2006

kissed the pigeon

To resign (oneself) to failure; To accept defeat as inevitable

After calling his girlfriend a c*nt, Marcus realised he'd kissed the pigeon.

by daftfletcher February 24, 2011