klondike 

An excruciatingly uncool middle-aged man. White socks with sandals, bermuda shorts, almost always republican, no regard for his family's emotional well-being. Remember Cliff from "Cheers"?

John Ratzenberger, 70 percent of dads, most politicians.

"look at this klondike. Where'd you get those pants, world war one?"

klondike by Horacetheace March 8, 2010

klondike koosh 

While having sex, the girl hangs over the edge of the bed until she is basically standing on her head. Then the man begins to ram her hard. While doing this, he is leaning forward and making arm motions and "koosh" sounds as if skiing in the klondike. Really skanky thing to do.

I really want to go skiing, but since it's July, I'll have to settle for the Klondike Koosh.

klondike koosh by BOOTYful September 13, 2008

california klondike 

The act of eating a klondike bar while getting tag teamed by two male prostitutes.

"Hey Trevor, how was your trip?

"pretty good, went to the beach and had a couple California klondikes"

california klondike by Auti111 May 3, 2014

south carolina klondike bar 

Kentucky Klondike bar - when one eats out a fay chicks asshole and then eats the feces that she shits out.

South Carolina Klondike bar - ^^ the dame thing, just with your cousin

He phil, wanna South Carolina Klondike bar?

south carolina klondike bar by Ghjhfyjbt7hfjkdsrgcbi January 7, 2018

Klondike bar 

The secret of the klondike bar is the key to happiness, its the answer of all big questoins... But, the only way you can find out the secret is to make it arven miles up your mums pussy, and when you reached your destination, you will find a chest, in that chest there is a paper with something dritten on, whats written on the paper is the name of a type of cereal, you need to Buy this cereal at a grocery store and take it home, then you put milk That cereal, grab a spoon, and eat some of the cereal, but not all of it! Then you ned to spit on the paper you found in your mom and then put it in the cereal, when you take it up, you will see... The secret... The answer... The code... The key to everything... The secret of the kentucky klondike bar!!!!!

The secretfinder: Dude!
Secretfinders friend: What?
Secretfinder: I can fly, i can make things fly, i can destroy, i can destroy you, i can crack Obamas nuts, i can fuck ten people at once, because i, i know the secret.. THE SECRET OF THE KLONDIKE BAR!!!!!
Everyone: Hail the secretfinder!!!!! He is our lord!!!

Klondike bar by doublebruh January 2, 2015

Klondike Bar 

You guess ;)

What would YOU do for a klondike bar?

Klondike Bar by Me June 24, 2003

Klondike bar 

A Black female cream pie.

What would you do for a klondike bar, would you eat it? shoot a load on it? What would you do for a klondie bar?

Klondike bar by eddieboy1 400 February 11, 2010