Kilt Cock

When ya cock hangs out the bottom of your kilt.

Josli: Brenda look over there terrys got a kilt cock!

Brenda: My god its huge!

by KrRnWi October 1, 2008

kilt

n. A skirt, worn by the particularly feminine.

"Kilt is manly an sklt is girlish. "

"That's easy for you to say"

by Dazzla August 21, 2006

kilt

adjective. Describes an extremely unfortunate looking person, something that looks like death/roadkill.

Oh wow, that girl is kilt.

by twcheer December 1, 2010

Kilt Bugger

Refers to a grumpy fellow of Scottish decent, generally an American working in the technology sector, who buggers kilt wearers who have passed out from excessive whiskey consumption. Typically a Freemason who gets mild erections from watching log tossing competitions.

That guy over there might look like Kris Kringle but he is definitely a Kilt Bugger.

by Highland Gamer November 6, 2020

Kilt Em

When somebody embarrasses another person or cracks a funny joke or insult to them.

Guy: Ya i had sex with her last weekend, Friend: Bro she said you had a baby meat! Other Friend: ahaaaaaa "Kilt Em"!!!

by timlala May 10, 2011

I'm Kilt

When something is ridiculously funny

Bro don't tell me you ate her ass, I'm kilt fam.

by Yung D October 7, 2016

Kilt Fishing

The act of woman reaching up a mans kilt to establish a man's penis size.

That bitch was just kilt fishing me

by Scotish Snake August 17, 2010