kidney swiper

UK slang

A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.

Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.

Jane went all moist for at 12 inches long Jack was armed with a real kidney swiper.

by black flag May 29, 2004

kidney krunch

Similar to a pink sock, but better. While giving the girl anal the man punches the girl powerfully with both fists in both kidneys. AS she tenses up her anus, the man thrusts as hard as possible, causing her to fly off the man's cock. This inadvertantly causes the girl to pink sock herself.

'Did you pink sock that bitch?'
'No man, I fuckin' kidney krunched that bitch so hard she's still bleeding.'

by analapplecore May 2, 2006

Kidney Thieves

An aswome band with songs like "Before I'm dead" and "Black Bullet" which have been featured in the best movie ever QUEEN OF THE DAMNED

Kidney Thieves sings "It reminds me of what to do before I'm dead"

by razor sharp August 10, 2006

kidney stoner

(noun) A person who spends so much money on marijuana or related cannabis products that they must sell their kidneys to their dealer.

Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout

Man I had to stop dealing to Lucas, he turned into a fucking kidney stoner dude so I didn't give him his usual half pound.

by Beetus Beetus Beetus June 29, 2017

Kidney Surprise

When you nut and pass a kidney stone in someone's mouth at the same time.

I gave her the good old Kidney Surprise

by bzk25 February 7, 2020

kidney prodder

an other name for a penis

I put the old kidney prodder to the wife last night.

by KAEC JIM January 1, 2012

kidney clit

The sensitive areas on a woman's side just below the ribs, near the kidneys. Take two fingers and jam them into a woman's kidney clit to produce a sidegasm.

Bobby jamed his fingers and my kidney clits and I got a sidegasm.

by pervert 2 July 28, 2011