Kia is my love and if you don’t love her ur not smart. Because Kia’s beauty compare to urs is nothing because Kia is more beautiful then you. Kia has a great personality and she is the best! She is my number 1# and will always be my number 1#
Sage: hey don’t you think Kia is such a great person?!

Person: who is Kia??

Sage:blocked you must be very dumb if you don’t know who she is. It doesn’t matter she is better then you anyway 🤨

Sage when someone knows Kia.

Sage:hey Toni isn’t Kia the best?!

Toni:yes they are !

Sage: ur cool and smart

Now what did we learn today Kia is the best gf and friend we love Kia.

Kia <33 is my sunshine <333
by Kia fan club <33 July 3, 2021
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usually a bald headed diabetic bitch who never take her insulin
by yanni.coolie September 3, 2019
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The Kia Stinger is one of the greatest cars ever made. Incredibly fast and agile, beautifully appointed, and very stealth… the Stinger blows BMWs and Audis costing twice as much right off the line.

The Kia Stinger is driven by visionary, trendsetting people that don’t need to prove their masculinity by overpaying for a label.

Stinger drivers are generally the most masculine people in the community, and research has shown they are ALWAYS far more masculine than their Beta Bro kin.
Holy crap! Did you see that car that just blew by Todd!? That thing was beautiful!! What kind of car do was that!?

Well my little bro, that was a Kia Stinger!
by Westside3Sixty July 16, 2022
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People with very big penis drive. Fast as frick and gets much pussy.
Oh my god he has a Kia Forte I am going to give him head.
by Kia Forte driver June 25, 2021
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What do you think this is? A civic? Hell Naw. That kia forte is a race car.
by The.Stig November 22, 2016
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A term used for a car that is a piece of crap because it is either slow, fugly, or low quality.
Person 1: Man, I feel bad for that kid. He has to drive to school with that thing every day.
Person 2: Its not his fault his parents bought him a piece of Kia car.
by Nikeeze January 22, 2011
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Keeaa•awhra

Māori word for 'Hello' or 'thank you'. Most commonly used in New Zealand
Kia Ora Lady Gaga! Welcome to my whare (house)
by Yazziethepirate November 17, 2016
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