Jurassic Parkinsons

the over dramatic shaking a friend may produce when desperately trying to reenact the "welcome to Jurassic Park" scene

Friend A: "Ugh. I hate when Josh gets a hold of my crutches."
Friend B: "Why? It's hilarious. I bet he'll 'welcome us to his park' again."
Friend A: "Yeah...but it just looks like he has Jurassic Parkinsons."

by Dr. Sassafrass April 9, 2010

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park- a bar or club where the 50 and older crowd hangs out. Usually filled with people who have had multiple divorces

Dude, don't go there, it's Jurassic Park! Nothing but old heads.

by Rookie Sensation July 10, 2021

Jurassic World

The 2015 reboot/revival of the classic series from the 90s. It aimed to bring Jurassic Park, a thing of the past into the present day. And thus ladies and gentlemen we present to you, the Indominus Rex

Guy: "Wow they're making a trilogy of Jurassic World films, just like the original!"

Other Guy: "Ah shit here we go again"

Guy: "Welcome to Jurassic Park"

by wyz1912 February 16, 2021

Jurassic Style

When someone gets fucked up the ass by a t-rex with no lube.

Luke told me Colin got fucked... Jurassic style.

by Tony Bonanza December 27, 2010

Jurassic Park

A magical cinematic legendary historical sales shattering golden polished (1993) film that will never be forgotten

Dr. Grant... My dear Dr. Sattler, Welcome... To Jurassic Park... Lovely wide shot of a valley of the park, full of Dinosaurs

by Jordan Quill April 24, 2017

jurassic penis

a penis that is long and jurassic!!

OH MY GOD!! you have a jurassic penis...

by kingandy October 29, 2008

Jurassic Park

An outdoor place where the elderly congregate; such as an outdoor market or a park.

"Why are all of these fogies gathering here? This place is becoming such a jurassic park!"

by benben42 February 16, 2010