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josue x HW

josue is a bitch that you would wanna strangle at first sight and is quite a lucky man to have HW
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No, but wow, that creature is quite lucky to have that creature named HW
by a hot mf May 24, 2022
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Josue Velarde

Josue Velarde is a man who you just want to hop in bed with. A man who can get you horny In a second, one glance of this hot and you will be begging for a buttfuck.
Did you see Josue Velarde, I really want a buttfuck him. What a rigga.
by Mr Gordon October 16, 2021
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Dirty Josue

When she fills her mouth with your national stereotypical food (ex: guac if you're hispanic/hummus if you're Arab) and she goes down on you while wearing your least favorite sports jersey
Josue: yo can I borrow your Madrid Jersey?
Joel: why do you ask?
Josue: im tryna get my girl to do a Dirty Josue tonight
by RoSuain Joeltoman December 6, 2024
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Dirty Josue

When you shit on someones forehead and stuff it into their nose using your bbc dih. Usually after vomiting inside of their mouth while pouring soy sauce on each other.
PERSON 1
“yo I gave Traten the Dirty Josue last tuesday”
PERSON 2
krill yourself.”
by BBCQueen76Snowbunnt69420 June 18, 2025
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Josue De La Cruz

a very sweet, introverted, popular tho, attractive asf guy that is just AMAZING. most likely a short mexican but muscular. loves to be there for people but only to those he trusts the most. very smart, athletic, and just overall a perfect person to be friends with. but if you have a Josue De La Cruz in your life. DO NOT FUCK UP BECAUSE LOSING HIM IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN POSSIBLY DO.
person 1: who's Josue De La Cruz?
person 2: my dream boyfriend
person 1: woahhhh
by alanadevina199 August 11, 2025
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Josue

A Cheater and a liar, that tells you he cares about you just to find out he's talking to 7 other girls other then you, you give him everything your love, gifts and your time and just laughs in your face and makes a fool out of you, and will try to come back to you after breaking up with another girl.
Dont date Josue he's nothing but a good for nothing cheater that will run you ragged!
by Xqueind September 6, 2025
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Josue

A Cheater and a liar, that tells you he cares about you just to find out he's talking to 7 other girls other then you, you give him everything your love, gifts and your time and just laughs in your face and makes a fool out of you, and will try to come back to you after breaking up with another girl.
don't date Josue he's nothing but a good for nothing cheater that will run you ragged!
by Xqueind September 6, 2025
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