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by a hot mf May 24, 2022
Get the josue x HW mug.Josue Velarde is a man who you just want to hop in bed with. A man who can get you horny In a second, one glance of this hot and you will be begging for a buttfuck.
by Mr Gordon October 16, 2021
Get the Josue Velarde mug.When she fills her mouth with your national stereotypical food (ex: guac if you're hispanic/hummus if you're Arab) and she goes down on you while wearing your least favorite sports jersey
Josue: yo can I borrow your Madrid Jersey?
Joel: why do you ask?
Josue: im tryna get my girl to do a Dirty Josue tonight
Joel: why do you ask?
Josue: im tryna get my girl to do a Dirty Josue tonight
by RoSuain Joeltoman December 6, 2024
Get the Dirty Josue mug.When you shit on someones forehead and stuff it into their nose using your bbc dih. Usually after vomiting inside of their mouth while pouring soy sauce on each other.
by BBCQueen76Snowbunnt69420 June 18, 2025
Get the Dirty Josue mug.a very sweet, introverted, popular tho, attractive asf guy that is just AMAZING. most likely a short mexican but muscular. loves to be there for people but only to those he trusts the most. very smart, athletic, and just overall a perfect person to be friends with. but if you have a Josue De La Cruz in your life. DO NOT FUCK UP BECAUSE LOSING HIM IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN POSSIBLY DO.
by alanadevina199 August 11, 2025
Get the Josue De La Cruz mug.A Cheater and a liar, that tells you he cares about you just to find out he's talking to 7 other girls other then you, you give him everything your love, gifts and your time and just laughs in your face and makes a fool out of you, and will try to come back to you after breaking up with another girl.
by Xqueind September 6, 2025
Get the Josue mug.A Cheater and a liar, that tells you he cares about you just to find out he's talking to 7 other girls other then you, you give him everything your love, gifts and your time and just laughs in your face and makes a fool out of you, and will try to come back to you after breaking up with another girl.
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