Josiah(s) often refers to an individual or group that reflects douchebag-esque traits and lacks any sense of self-restraint, particularly during religious or ceremonial events.
by H3LL3N K3LL3r January 09, 2019
He is a josiah
by PseudonymLocation July 27, 2018
The biggest fucking liar in the WORLD! If he is ever backed into a corner or his image is threatened in some way or another, the only responses that you will receive through this piece of trash's corrupted lips are deceptions meant only to mislead you. This scumbag will lie through his teeth, regardless of the evidence that shows the truth. His deceptive word weaving will reveal his obscene stupidity and uncanny urge to spout fabrications or even falsify others as scapegoats just to to make someone else appear to be the cause of a problem to escape responsibility.
This asshole, named Josiah, is probably the most worthless and disgusting piece of humanity to ever walk the face of the planet. Josiah is a player, a liar, an asshole, a jerk, a fucking piece of shit, and a wannabe. It's embarrassing to know him, let alone be acquainted with him.
This asshole, named Josiah, is probably the most worthless and disgusting piece of humanity to ever walk the face of the planet. Josiah is a player, a liar, an asshole, a jerk, a fucking piece of shit, and a wannabe. It's embarrassing to know him, let alone be acquainted with him.
Girl: I'm not your whore, you asshole.
Josiah: Calm your tits, bitch. You're annoying and I absolutely hate you, anyway. I don't like you, I never did. I just said I did so I could get nudes, blowjobs, a little action, maybe some booty and titties thrown in there for good measure.
Girl: Oh, so you're a player?
Josiah: Um...I guess...
Girl: Treat me like a game and I'll show you how it's played, asshole/Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny, asshole.
Josiah: Calm your tits, bitch. You're annoying and I absolutely hate you, anyway. I don't like you, I never did. I just said I did so I could get nudes, blowjobs, a little action, maybe some booty and titties thrown in there for good measure.
Girl: Oh, so you're a player?
Josiah: Um...I guess...
Girl: Treat me like a game and I'll show you how it's played, asshole/Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny, asshole.
by #whitegirlstatus December 03, 2014
A cocky dude who is trying to convince himself he was game, knowing he does not. Also, Josiah’s think they’re good at everything, when in reality they fail at many things. Beware, they have anger issues.
by kylahhanlon May 09, 2020
Josiahs usually look tan. golden brown skin and longish brown hair. they have the sweetest eyes, any color really. he’s like average height but a bit taller. Josiah’s personality kind of depend on the days. sometimes he can have off days and not talk to he’s crush or girlfriend in fear he’ll say something wrong but with he’s friends he will be he’s outgoing, funny, nice self . when he’s not having those off days he’s the best person ever. He will make you smile no matter what silly, corny joke he pulls. he’s always nice no matter what. he will be outgoing and not care what anyone in the world thinks of him. he will never get into stupid drama over something so little. Josiahs are overall very attractive and have very good personality
by I fell for a josiah January 10, 2020
If you know someone who is unfortunate to be named Josiah, you might want to consider getting them the help that they need. Josiah, in Jewish, means “whale sperm”.
Josiah likes whale Penis’
by LovleyFlower000 February 10, 2022