olivia johnston

SEXY BEAST YO

omg that model is nothing compared to olivia johnston

by yoyooyoyoyo December 19, 2017

curtis johnston

A sarcastic asshole

Did you see Dana crying?
Ya, she got Curtis Johnston'd

by Your Fin March 27, 2014

Chud Johnston

Man who handles big meat for a living.

You hear that new Kid Cudi song . Shhhh I'm watching Chud Johnston and his meat.

by Moopdude March 30, 2021

johnston high school

Johnston High School in Rhode Island is the worlds shittiest school. All girls care about is attention and looking “hot” for guys. And the guys there are ugly as fuck and all they talk about is fucking sports. Johnston has a shitty football team along with a shitty cheer squad. The auditorium has broken seats and there are almost no working water fountains. There is a faint smell of moldy cheese in the locker rooms. There are unnecessary fights every month and kids Juuling in the bathrooms to look cool. They really arent. The floors are covered in dust and look like they havent been mopped in nearly a decade. Teachers bug out for the stupidest reasons and you get detention for literally anything.

Damn I wish this test was as easy as the girls at Johnston High School.

by Jejcom February 18, 2018

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone

One of the greatest footballers and people ever. Absolute legend who was part of the Celtic team that won the European Cup in 1967, and sadly died this Monday after a prolonged illness. Famous for his ability to beat players, as well as take some severe punishment from the opposition.

Jinky makes Ronaldinho look about as skillful as one eyed fish in a desert

Jimmy 'Jinky' Johnstone
1944-2006

by Bob MacDonnachaidh April 3, 2006

Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky)

Jimmy Johnstone, or more affectionally known as Jinky by his fans. Was the greatest ever Celtic player, scoring over 162 goals for them in over 500 appearances in the 60's, and was in the 1967 Lisbon Lions (the first British team to win the European Cup). Jinky wore the number 7 shirt, and as a mark of respect, Celtic are currently campaigning for the SFA to allow the whole team to wear his shirt number as a mark of respect during the CIS Cup Final against Dunfermline Athletic.

Jimmy was diagnosed with Motor Neurone disease, a disease that destroys your brain's ability to send nerve messages and wastes your muscles away. After his diagnosis, he became an active campaigner for raising awareness of the disease.

The wee man sadly died at 6am GMT on Monday the 13th March 2006. He will be sadly missed by all.

OMGZ did you see that goal Jinky scored when they played Rangers??!??!?!

Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) - Greatest Ever Celt - R.I.P wee man

by punkycelt March 27, 2006

Jessica Johnstone

The very hottest girl in chewelah

have wet dreams about Jessica Johnstone

by dust 15 January 1, 2012