A Zimmer Jockey includes great-grannies and grandads. It's great to watch a multi-rider race when the tea-trolley arrives. It's 2 Fast 2 Furious but in slow motion, without the wheels and speed. Lester Piggott may one day be the greatest zimmer jocky of all time.
by Pedrosa von Beagle February 15, 2009
Get the Zimmer Jockeymug. A word that means a Canadian person, most times in a derogatory way, but most normal Canadians would not be offended. Comes from the notion of Canadians riding mooses.
by Still_trippin' May 19, 2006
Get the moose jockeymug. A person who jumps into the back of a car to go off campus for lunch with you, but doesn't talk to the driver first.
This type of person also screws up any pre-planned lunches by taking up a seat or “bucket” in the vehicle. This messes up the number of people originally walking to the car by adding an unknown extra person to sneak a ride in the vehicle. Most of the time the driver is too nice and polite to kick the bucket jockey out of the seat, because it is guaranteed to be a socially awkward confrontation. This results in a quiet and uncomfortable car ride to and from lunch. This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.
This type of person also screws up any pre-planned lunches by taking up a seat or “bucket” in the vehicle. This messes up the number of people originally walking to the car by adding an unknown extra person to sneak a ride in the vehicle. Most of the time the driver is too nice and polite to kick the bucket jockey out of the seat, because it is guaranteed to be a socially awkward confrontation. This results in a quiet and uncomfortable car ride to and from lunch. This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.
johnny french - “wow really? that bucket jockey just jacked my bucket”
ridiculous nicholas - “oh word, well then kick him out”
johnny french - “naw man, that’ll be mad awkward”
ridiculous nicholas - “wait, doesn’t he have his own car, shouldn’t he drive himself”
bucket jockey - ...*chirp chirp*
Next example:
cole - “yo we going to Bo’s today?”
tcarey - “yeah chief, hop in my car”
cole - “oh shoot you already got like four bucket jockeys in there”
ridiculous nicholas - “oh word, well then kick him out”
johnny french - “naw man, that’ll be mad awkward”
ridiculous nicholas - “wait, doesn’t he have his own car, shouldn’t he drive himself”
bucket jockey - ...*chirp chirp*
Next example:
cole - “yo we going to Bo’s today?”
tcarey - “yeah chief, hop in my car”
cole - “oh shoot you already got like four bucket jockeys in there”
by SchwingSchwongByah January 25, 2011
Get the bucket jockeymug. Guy#1:Dude did you see that guy with his pants tucked into his socks? What a loser!
Guy#2: Nah bro that's the latest thing it's jockey swag. He has got some serious swag. Whatta boss.
Guy#2: Nah bro that's the latest thing it's jockey swag. He has got some serious swag. Whatta boss.
by JockeySwag December 5, 2011
Get the Jockey Swagmug. term that refers to a male (generally white) who has a near exclusive taste for Asian women; one inflicted with yellow fever.
by ahoy polloi June 11, 2008
Get the teriyaki jockeymug. An individual who uses their creepiness to encroach greatly on others personal space. Someone who continues to try and interact with you when you have repeatedly shut them down.
That stranger on the bus who moves to sit beside you after you get on, that breathes super heavy.
That stranger on the bus who moves to sit beside you after you get on, that breathes super heavy.
That girl I hooked up with won't stop messaging me. And now, she's at the front door. What a creep jockey!
That guy moved to sit beside me on the bus. He mumbled and smelled awful, what a creep jockey!
Leave me alone you creep jockey!
That guy moved to sit beside me on the bus. He mumbled and smelled awful, what a creep jockey!
Leave me alone you creep jockey!
by FistFootFace June 16, 2011
Get the Creep Jockeymug. - To lose when losing isn't an option (I.E the options are to win or draw)
- To mess up a situation in which there's only something to gain
- To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
- To mess up a situation in which there's only something to gain
- To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
Mate, I'm such a dis jockey. I've managed to lose money on a free bet.
For Fucks sake, you're such a dis jockey.
For Fucks sake, you're such a dis jockey.
by 365Awooga June 3, 2016
Get the Dis Jockeymug.