by N barto August 23, 2010
Thin Texas blondes who pursue rich classy black guys for the purposes of making a baby that will grow up to be the next star athlete or entertainer ala New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter.
A.K.A. Wall Street for white girls.
A.K.A. Wall Street for white girls.
by idiot buster April 20, 2005
a jeter chop is a spontaneous kung fu style strike to any fierce opposition. Sometimes this fatal blow is called simply a jeter and can be used as a verb in everyday life referring to nearly anything. Some believe that a "jeter" is a plague like phenomenon that eventually will lead to the Earth's demise in year 2012.
by mudbelly666 April 02, 2009
a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.
by DJ Ridge and n00bd00dle March 02, 2011
Translates into "kidding me"
Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
by jeterjonk October 25, 2010
by ang.ietp August 05, 2010
A jeter stat is a statistic that is mostly irrelevant and made up to make someone look good. This was done frequently to make it look like Derek Jeter didn't suck at baseball.
Yankee Fan: Derek Jeter is the has hit the most doubles of any shortstop in New York in games played from mid May to early June when the temperature is between 55 and 60 degrees and there is a full moon obstructed by clouds.
Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.
Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.
by Brooo53 October 12, 2019