This is a way of deciding seating in a vehicle. Once the driver proclaims "Jedi Run!", the passengers must sprint to the car. The first person to touch the front passenger seat door handle is victorious, and the seat is theirs. This trumps a "Shot gun", as the driver has final say so on who sits where, unless he is driving in replacement of one of the passengers, who is the actual owner.
Any arguments over the winner are up to the driver's decision.
Any arguments over the winner are up to the driver's decision.
Passenger 1: Shot gun!
Passenger 2: Damn it!
Driver: Jedi Run!
Both immediately sprint to the door, where upon passenger 1 touches the handle first, thus affirming his seat in the front.
Passenger 2: Damn it!
Driver: Jedi Run!
Both immediately sprint to the door, where upon passenger 1 touches the handle first, thus affirming his seat in the front.
by ChimeraScythe December 1, 2006
One who is skilled with the interwebs and affiliated things, and enjoys delivering pwnage to n00bs and watching pr0n.
by rabidinfest November 18, 2007
The Last Jedi is to take something with great momentum and enjoyment, and then completely ruin the fun in it because you think you’re an intellectual
“Hey Rian look at this cool drawing I made!”
“Wow JJ that’s really cool, allow me to wipe my musty cheeks with it!”
“Aw, why did you The Last Jedi my cool drawing Rian?”
“Wow JJ that’s really cool, allow me to wipe my musty cheeks with it!”
“Aw, why did you The Last Jedi my cool drawing Rian?”
by AJsw77 October 13, 2018
Jedi day is May 4th - May the Fourth (be with you) - as in:
May the Force be with you, what the Jedis in Starwars saw to each other.
May the Force be with you, what the Jedis in Starwars saw to each other.
by fennec_fox May 4, 2006
Jeremy: Yeah Rian shit on George's paper he was writing and punched me in the balls, but when I got mad at him he went and told the teacher that I was the one who shit on the paper and he punched me in self defense and said I was being a Man Baby.
Ivan:Sounds like he pulled a "The Last Jedi"
Ivan:Sounds like he pulled a "The Last Jedi"
by MR donde July 4, 2018
When everyone sits in a row (or circle). Each person has something to smoke weed from and they simultaneously smoke and pass. Everyone is always smoking something.. in the jedi fashion!
"Last night was awesome, John and I smoked three bowls and then watched That 70s Show forever"
"Pshht... we did jedi counsel for an hour"
"Pshht... we did jedi counsel for an hour"
by Emilee K. January 23, 2009
by NHViolator January 17, 2014