A mythical bird spoken of in a prophecy, source unknown, signifying sexual qualities of both abiotic and biotic items.
"Good god, that Jarvis is down-right stanky"

OR

"I know you want some of this Stanky Jarvis"
by Curtis Honeytoast October 25, 2011
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Kylie Jarvis the One Girl everyone wants to be! Blue eyed, brown blonde hair. Pretty, kind,smart,and very nice. But you don't want to be on Kylie's Bad side.
Boy- Who's that Girl?
2boy- Ohhh that's Kylie!
boy- DANGGgg! Kylie Jarvis
by Doc 102 July 27, 2017
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An unknown creature from the seas that no one knows about. He was dropped off from Port a potties and it’s an unknown thing that comes from the sea in an iceberg
Taylor Jarvis was lost at sea
by Lilaclicker January 30, 2020
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any person or thing that exhibits any negative, unfavorable, or dislikable characteristic or quality
"Dude, my roommate just busted a blueberry fart - what a jarvis probe."

"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"

"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."
by Section Quattro November 6, 2008
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A goal scored in Fifa that by essence is 'lucky' or extremely fortunate.

It can come around by deflections, rebounds, glitches or a series of fortunate events characterised by a 'jammy' finish'
When during an attack the defender makes a blinding tackle only to see the ball rebound back off the striker's face and end up in the back of the net. This is a Jarvis Goal
by Bangaroo November 22, 2009
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Someone who has a haircut which is long at the front and shaved at the sides
Look at that kid, what an Invert Jarvis he has!
by Moorejam March 27, 2009
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White Jarvis term for a trash rapper who lives in a country town full of rednecks but refuses to be country
by White jarvis February 9, 2017
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