Kylie Jarvis the One Girl everyone wants to be! Blue eyed, brown blonde hair. Pretty, kind,smart,and very nice. But you don't want to be on Kylie's Bad side.
by Doc 102 July 27, 2017
Get the kylie jarvismug. Some hunky piece of Scottish prime meat. Often referred to as a "sound guy".
Is known to have extremely large testicles , he is often referred to as the McNuts... Goes by various names, Chas, Chuck, Chico, Cheeks, Charlie
Is known to have extremely large testicles , he is often referred to as the McNuts... Goes by various names, Chas, Chuck, Chico, Cheeks, Charlie
by CHUCK-J June 13, 2018
Get the Charlie Jarvismug. A mythical bird spoken of in a prophecy, source unknown, signifying sexual qualities of both abiotic and biotic items.
by Curtis Honeytoast October 24, 2011
Get the Stanky Jarvismug. any person or thing that exhibits any negative, unfavorable, or dislikable characteristic or quality
"Dude, my roommate just busted a blueberry fart - what a jarvis probe."
"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"
"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."
"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"
"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."
by Section Quattro March 22, 2009
Get the jarvis probemug. A goal scored in Fifa that by essence is 'lucky' or extremely fortunate.
It can come around by deflections, rebounds, glitches or a series of fortunate events characterised by a 'jammy' finish'
It can come around by deflections, rebounds, glitches or a series of fortunate events characterised by a 'jammy' finish'
When during an attack the defender makes a blinding tackle only to see the ball rebound back off the striker's face and end up in the back of the net. This is a Jarvis Goal
by Bangaroo November 22, 2009
Get the Jarvis Goalmug. by Moorejam March 27, 2009
Get the Invert Jarvismug. Latin roots meaning: Killer of dragons and slayer of the beaver. Tyler Jarvis has been seen destroying beavers all around the United States, particularly the southern region.
Your Mom: I wish you were more like Tyler Jarvis.
You: if only I could, mother. My dick is just too tiny.
You: if only I could, mother. My dick is just too tiny.
by BeaverEntheusist December 3, 2013
Get the tyler jarvismug.