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Baby Replace Jutsu

Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"

DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"
by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021
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thinra no jutsu

A jutsu that’ll summon your susanoo and light sword around it then when you use it it’ll destroy anyone in a 50 mile radius
Time to go thinra no jutsu
by Thyin March 23, 2021
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Khang-Jutsu

Participating in the art of academic dishonesty without getting caught.
Damn, bro that exam was so easy. I Khang-Jutsued my way through it.
by K732870 April 7, 2021
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1000 year of death jutsu

A powerful speech in popular American rom-com show one piece
Oh Jerome, I just want to perform 1000 year of death jutsu with you
by 1000 year of death jutsu December 13, 2021
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Harriet Tubman Jutsu

This jutsu gives you 10x the speed you had before.
NarutoHarriet Tubman Jutsu!”
Runs away like Usain Bolt
by TheReaBlaxkBroly March 17, 2022
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Earth Style Fanged Pursuit Jutsu

The most over powered weapon a human can possibly use. I.E. a form of divine torture
John used Earth Style Fanged Pursuit Jutsu to tramitase the nazi
by zbdeal February 15, 2022
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Belt Jutsu

Asian Kid: *Gets B-*
Asian Dad: BELT JUTSU/ベルト術
by Luigi is the creator of earth October 30, 2024
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