Jerusalem Wall

Its probably the only magical place in the world

You can go all the way here to plan your wedding day

I remember when I use to run around the race track for a spectacular body

Lord
I will be coming to the Jerusalem Wall

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Jerusalem Feet

A nickname for people who have dirty soles and heels, resembling those of people who lived in biblical times. Typically the result of walking in sandals all day and not washing off the excess filth afterwards.

Guy: Goddamn, my wife climbed into bed last night with dirt ass heels and toes looking like she had Jerusalem Feet.
Friend: Jerusalem Feet?
Guy: YEAH!, bitch looked like she'd been walking with Jesus and the apostles all day.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 11, 2025