white dude: man ur such a fucking monday
black dude: ima kick ur ass u lil cracka

everyone hates monday just like black people
by Ethan1427 February 13, 2008
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The punishment for being so damn lazy on the weekend.
You wasted the weekend watching Netflix all the time, and now tomorrow is Monday. Good job not having a life.
by Kuro0kami July 17, 2016
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Means whatever you want it to mean, also depends in what context you say it in
1:your a waste-man
2:Wow, i beg you stop acting like a 'monday'

1:Check your mum bruv
2:OMG your a butterz little 'monday'

1:Hi
2:Just 'monday'
by Scille September 19, 2008
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a synonym for pakis and other western asian types, such as the turks, the indians, afgans and all them other smelly cunts
fletch: i fucking hate mondays
taxi driver: yeh me too, ballache init
fletch: yeh they fucking stink, everywhere you fucking look theres one there with there beady little eyes, and smelly turbans

ghandi: if theres a monday infront of me in the queue, i cant help but feel i should be infront of them.
by swellhead1118 July 14, 2010
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A derogatory name for a black person.

links the universal hatred of the day "Monday" with the black population.
Often used in large, either formal or predominantly black social settings by other ethnic groups, as to avoid serious altercations.
Craig, "Man, I hate Mondays"

Mike, "Yeah me too look at his big lips and jerry curl, btw what are you doing tonight , it's saturday?"

"That fucking Monday just stole my bike"

"This city is infested with Mondays"

Tommy, "hey guys come over and watch Monday night football"
Jim, "No thanks I hate Mondays, I see enough of them on the bus"
by theultimatelinguist October 8, 2012
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In case you didn't know, every Monday is Smack Ya' Ho Day!!!
by Maverick X April 17, 2005
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(University setting) the first time a class will meet next week, whether or not that is actually Monday.
Monday we will begin reviewing for our test.
by Dictionary Nerd June 5, 2009
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