Iowa Banging

When you're out on a dance floor and you finger a girl while dancing.

We were out on the dance floor Iowa Banging.

by Skew19 January 19, 2010

Iowa Interview

a person constantly asking questions that nobody want's to answer! just don't know when to shut the fuck up!

scott would stand behind people breathing heavy and swaying back & fourth asking questions that was none of his buisness , when he was told to get away, scott would ask more questions like having a Iowa Interview. ( who made you mad?, where did this come from, why did kenny break the calculator?,were did the lock to the dumpster go?, who is not here today?, do these tight sweat pants make my penis look large?, what are you looking up on the computer?),.....etc etc...

by russ sharp January 16, 2012

Selma, Iowa

The best place on earth where all the action is so jam packed that you blink and you miss it. Its such a small town that not only does everybody know everybody but everyone shares a town toilet which drains into the mighty Des Moines river.

I was driving by Selma, Iowa and I blinked and I missed all the fun.

by selmalover123 April 13, 2011

iowa refund

Iowa Refund - when someone has a very corny bowel movement on their partner(s)

I got so wasted last night I think I did an Iowa Refund

by civeroy August 08, 2018

Marshalltown, Iowa

Small town in the middle of Iowa with nothing to do and a crappy school system. Filled mostly with drugs and future McDonald's workers.

Person A: "Hey, where ya from?"
Person B: "Marshalltown, Iowa"
Person A: "Where's that?"
Person B: "Exactly."

by armedandmischevious May 12, 2011

iowa cornhole

A sexual act. The male attaches multiple kernels of corn to a string then repeatedly shoves them up the asshole of the female. Afterwards they make popcorn with the kernels.

Guy 1: Hey man saw you with that girl last night, how'd it go?

Guy 2: Great I gave her an Iowa cornhole!!

Guy 1: Awww that's awesome, you lucky bastard

Guy 2: Yeah... want some popcorn?

by Markus TP May 25, 2009

Johnston, Iowa

A small town in Iowa with a middle school and high school full of many fake ass bitches who claim to be "Emo" because its a "trend". Lots of the students at here have rich mommies and daddies to give them money to get anything they want or can get them out of any situation. there are also fake ass hoes who found popularity from giving blow jobs. The kids here like to make alot of issues and cause alot of drama. The boys are stupid and joke about "cutting" (stupid af). and if you find someone who is actually nice and doesnt spread drama well lucky you befriend them cause their the only one you can trust at Johnston.

Johnston, Iowa teens:

-wear jokers to be "emo"

Riley: *wears black pants* "WOW IM SO EMO TODAY"

Riley: *wears pink the rest of the week* *BASIC BITCH*

by JMS? more like KMS February 09, 2017