Intel

The biggest joke in computing since 2017

Bob: I just bought an Intel Core i9 11900KF
Tyrone: My AMD Ryzen 9 5950X easily outforms it in multicore though

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

Enemy Intel

When you gather intel on another human being by either being in the vicinity of them, or clutching on to their hand or head (or others), to send that intel to enemy headquarters.

You see that guy over there? He's gathering enemy intel.

by Enemy23223 June 2, 2024

Intell-Sexual

A hot nerdy girl/guy. This usually refers to closet-nerds and/or overly proud of their nerdiness nerds.

Intell-Sexuals are generally more popular and good looking then regular nerds, or they have an amazing history in bed.

Pearl: Oh my god, Texas is such an Intell-Sexual!
Iris: I know, I heard Taffy and him broke up... I'm gonna get a piece of that!
Taffy: Oh no you didn't!
Iris {enters from out of nowhere}: Oh yes I did!
Texas {from the corner}: Ladies, ladies, quiet down. Everyone can have a little piece of Tex, plus, I'm studying.

by iamadottedline August 20, 2012

Intel

One of the 2 major CPU makers. The other being AMD.

It's also apparently a slang for "intellect" or smth.

Intel i9324692318958795 12983477565623948532432407957432657834HK vs AMD Ryzen 4231035387093587967890553 980475634287957809325870983428095809368973245980557652890536587342987489542879X3D

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022

Intel

Short for Involuntary Telibate; it refers to someone who, in spite of all of their effort, cannot get better hardware.

"Yo wanna hang out at Jerry's place to play the new COD?"

"No way man, Jerry's a total Intel. His computer will just crash."

by ioletsgo January 26, 2025