Intel

The biggest joke in computing since 2017

Bob: I just bought an Intel Core i9 11900KF
Tyrone: My AMD Ryzen 9 5950X easily outforms it in multicore though

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

Intel Core Plan

1.The plan to assassinate Graystillplays, RTGame, and Let's game it out for lagging their computers so hard that all of intel's graphic cards exploded

2. Shoving intel graphics cards down people's throat so hard that they turn into computers

Artzhole: Did you hear about the intel core plan?
Artzholm: No, did you hear about it?

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

Intel

Short for Involuntary Telibate; it refers to someone who, in spite of all of their effort, cannot get better hardware.

"Yo wanna hang out at Jerry's place to play the new COD?"

"No way man, Jerry's a total Intel. His computer will just crash."

by ioletsgo January 26, 2025

Intele

Something that is very interesting

Man: That ball is black.

Me: Intele!

by BingBong_1 June 6, 2023

Enemy Intel

When you gather intel on another human being by either being in the vicinity of them, or clutching on to their hand or head (or others), to send that intel to enemy headquarters.

You see that guy over there? He's gathering enemy intel.

by Enemy23223 June 2, 2024