infinite gay

The worst thing you can have it is bigger than the biggest gayest gay

Doctor: Sir I have some bad news

Patient : what is it...
Doctor :you have infinite gay

Patient: *dies*

by Lil spoop May 6, 2018

infinite love

to have infinite love for someone close to your heart

i have infinite love for you babe, always.

by danteXIII February 19, 2012

Infineth

First, second, third, thirtieth, two ninety first, a millionth, hundred billionth. Infineth is the a word to express the position of infinite in a countable series of things.

Plato: How many attempts does humanity have to crack the puzzle of life?
Einstein: I don't think that's countable.
Bhakta: True. But, when someone solves it, I think it'll seem like the infineth attempt to us.

by Knows how Colbert feels January 26, 2013

Infinitestical

Used to express female dissatisfaction after sex. Mostly related to insufficient size of male partner's penis.

Jane: Hey Ashley how was your night at Jack's place?
Ashley: Infinitestical..((
Jane: Yeah, size always matters...

by EconSquad December 23, 2015

Infiniteth base

Fucking the universe and multiverses possible in the tenth dimension using this equation

θ=√∝÷ (d/dx(ℤ∈÷∃!) †O†

infiniteth base is like fucking god

by Hyper Chuck Norris February 2, 2017

Infinihedron

How intelligent people say sphere

The earth is not flat its an infinihedron

by [e-mail] April 21, 2018

Infinite wiper

When one tries to wipe, but no matter how many times one rubs the toilet paper against the a-hole, it will always come with some brown on it.

Yesterday I got an infinite wiper, so I gave up and decided to take a shower to wash it off.

by Jay Rumos April 19, 2018