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Coneing

The sexual act, in which the male scoops ice cream onto and around his penis, and proceeds to smear chocolate sauce on the females vagina. Then, after having sex, the female sucks the male off, creating, the coneing effect!
Whats the best way to have sex?
Man, you gotta waffle bowl her!
Nah, coneing's so much better!
by Bizzcrew November 4, 2009
mugGet the Coneingmug.

Coning

The art of put your fingers in a cone shape position and interserting them into a girls vagina. Similar to fisting, but more delicate, and in a cone shape.
Josh explained how he was coning a girl until he was wrist deep in her fluids.
by Marteeny July 11, 2007
mugGet the Coningmug.

cone

To receive a blow job; to have your dong licked and sucked like an ice cream cone
"She might be a butterface but dayum she gives fucking insane cone!"
by KingCone January 16, 2009
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Cone

A derogatory term for a soccer player who is so poor that they might as well be standing still.
Old Fart: "Dude, I played some pick-up soccer today at the park."

Old Fart's friend: "How'd it go?"

Old Fart: "It was awful. I was a total cone."
by Big Daddy Mel April 30, 2010
mugGet the Conemug.

Coning

Cone-ing
When someone lowers themselves, ass first, onto a traffic cone to stretch out they're butthole.
Did you do your coning practices today? If that judge finds you guilty, you'll be happy you did.
by theCTrain July 7, 2011
mugGet the Coningmug.

coned

verb
1. The act of placing traffic cones ontop of homes, cars, etc as a harmless prank on unsuspecting neighbors, family and friends.
After the cross country team finished their team dinner, they coned the cars of their former teammates who were now in college.
by FrozenC September 21, 2005
mugGet the conedmug.

Cone

A Cone is a very special person that has very special qualities. A Cone
is a very intelligient, irresitable, warm, passionate,and caring.

Not everyone can be a cone, they are very rare people. You have to
already be born a cone to be a cone. Only a cone can appoint you or
consider you a cone.
I(Domy) appointed Raquel(Coney) a Cone because when I first met her I called her Cone. I had the strong feeling that she was a Cone, and she has been living up to her name. We share a very special bond and have many of the same beliefs and think very much alike. This is the way of the cone.
by Coney and Domy November 2, 2004
mugGet the Conemug.

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