Statue of Limitations

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.

Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.

by QuacksO July 12, 2018

sailor's invitation

“Sailor’s invitation” The sailors come on to shore to a new port and have a good time with the locals. As they’re boat starts leaving the dock the next day, they yell to the locals “join us! Come!”… they do not actually intend on anyone to act upon the invitation. They were just being polite. A sailor’s invitation is a false invitation, it’s a polite way of saying goodbye and also hope or expect that the receiver doesn’t act upon.

They told me to come but it was a sailor's invitation.

Sailor’s invitation: Messi and the Argentinians attend Salt Bae’s Restaurant… they have such a good time, they tell Salt Bae to join them at the World Cup. Salt Bae did not realize it was a sailor’s invitation … sailor’s invitation

by Big Z Dawg December 22, 2022

Imitatio

When one's lover tries to imitate a blowjob they've seen in a porno

Jim: Dude, my girlfriend and I were watching porn last night and she gave me a blowjob just like the chick in the movie. It was sweet.

Todd: Yeah man, that's imitatio. It's my favorite.

by Ishmail June 2, 2008

irritational

being irritated in present tense

your stupidity is irritational

by ladyloki1318 March 2, 2018

meowmeow-ification

taking the most atrocious stinkiest character you’ve ever seen and making them into a silly little guy.

guy 1: just saw someone call the riddler “my little meow meow”
guy 2: oh my god. meowmeow-ification in action

by cabbinetman May 9, 2022

imitator

Someone who assumes the identity of another, possibly to damage their image.

my definition number 646 - Creed, performed by a 14 year old with no friends who uses gaytalk

by Gumba Gumba December 22, 2006

imitasian

An Asian that was born in America that really isn't an Asian they just think they are!

Mutt: Hey man, Yeah did you see that new Asian kid today?

IT: Oh you mean Tommy, yeah he isn't an Asian he's an imitasian!

Mutt: What's an imitasian?

IT: A person that looks Asian but is really an American.

Mutt: Oh, far out man!

by MavrickSauls January 12, 2011