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If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.
Well, you know what they say! If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!
by Lissylooe January 3, 2020
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If he can't break bread he fake

If somebody doesn't look out for you like you look for them , they fake
If he can't break bread he fake, i had one more buck in my plate , it was me and bro and both of us got 50 cent cakes
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If it's not worth it, don't do it.

A common phrase used by the popular YouTuber and psychiatrist Zak Ahmed AKA Skeppy. It's also great life advice, professional psychiatrists say.
-I will do something.

-Well if it's not worth it, don't do it.
by SkeppyFan14 May 24, 2020
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If you dig a six foot hole how deep is that hole?

Its prolly like 20ft
If you dig a six foot hole how deep is that hole? Its prolly like 20ft
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if quizzes are quizzical what are tests

If a short test of knowledge, typically around 10 questions in length, with question formats often including multiple choice, fill in the blanks, true or false and short answer are quizzical what are a series of questions or problems that is used to determine a person's ability or understanding of something. More generally, test refers to a trial, experiment, or examination that is designed to determine the qualities or characteristics of someone or something, aka a test. The answer to this very quizzical quizzy question is simple: A cullion, aka, testical. This means, is shortest terms, a dick, which is the part of a man in which produce comes out.
Guy 1: Hey, you!
Girl 1: What..?
Guy 1: if quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
Girl 1: Testical.
Guy 1: **Insert THE grin**
Girl 1: ???
Guy 1: A testical is ballz.
Girl 1: **GASPS**
by TheMushroomKing.Official April 1, 2022
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If it fits, I sits

A common phrase to refer to cats and their tendencies to occupy tight spaces for little reason.
The cat would sit on the couch, but that Tupperware box looks more appealing. “If it fits, I sits”
by AntiTHOT.exe October 30, 2020
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If You Know, You Know

1. A Concise phrase, where the context of the matter doesn't need to be explained. Usually said to someone out of the loop/ not up to date/ is not aware.

2. Having knowledge or being aware of something especially through personal experience.

3. Street Smarts

4. Being Cognizant
Person 1:

What was that about?
What were they talking about?
Is that true?
How do you know THAT?
Person 2:

Don't worry about it. If you know, you know.
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by LinguisticsOfTime March 18, 2020
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