Someone who can not eat without watching a video in the background. This creature typically will believe he is in fact not a iPad kid. Use caution when confronted by one.
by TDSanta July 5, 2022
Get the iPad kidmug. Originally from the "Cough like an iPad kid" slang from 2021 (referring to Generation Alpha and the tendency to cough with their mouth and tongue visible while on their tablet as young children). However, the 2024 version of iPad kid revolves around filing in the "..." with any verb and then laughing and saying "alrighttt", in the same tone as Jynxzi, immediately after in the form of ironic comedy.
The first known use of this new form of humour comes from a Jynxzi stream from June 24 where he appears to cough and read a chat instantly of a viewer telling him he coughs like an iPad kid.
This can be seen as a form of clip farming, the 2024 trend that is currently making a resurgence where streamers purposely act out of line in hopes of being clipped for clout.
The first known use of this new form of humour comes from a Jynxzi stream from June 24 where he appears to cough and read a chat instantly of a viewer telling him he coughs like an iPad kid.
This can be seen as a form of clip farming, the 2024 trend that is currently making a resurgence where streamers purposely act out of line in hopes of being clipped for clout.
by Vineetx July 7, 2024
Get the Like an iPad kidmug. The same kid with snot crusted hands and a booger coated laptop that is missing half the keys and has to have the screen propped up bc the hinge is broken and can't be unplugged bc it dies immediately and the power cord is always hanging in midair bc it is plugged into the furthest possible outlet all while not responding to their name, contorting themselves into knots nearly falling out of their chair and making random vocalizations from time to time.
Tina: I just had to take a 20 minute tour of the swamp thing's Minecraft house.
Sam: Whose?
Tina: "The kid over there eating his own snot bubble with the YouTube volume maxed out."
Sam: "oh yeah, Jennifer's kid, total iPad kid."
Sam: Whose?
Tina: "The kid over there eating his own snot bubble with the YouTube volume maxed out."
Sam: "oh yeah, Jennifer's kid, total iPad kid."
by Don't hesitate, order today! July 5, 2022
Get the iPad kidmug. The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.
Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!
It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,
Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,
Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023
Get the Crusty ipad kidsmug. really annoying kids that for some reason always has sticky fingers and will do what ever they can to touch your phone. really annoying.
man 1: ur bad at this game
mam 2: oh ya, well ur an iPad kid so stfu
man 1: i hope u fucking get into a car crash and not die but get very badly injured but have all ur family members die while u having every bone in ur body broken. When u get in that crash ur car will be set on fire due to the impacted speed and u will be cooked like frog legs. U will have glass lodged in ur eyes, arms, big teas, and ears and won't be able to move/walk for years and then die of the pain ur have to go through 10 years latter.
man 2: see, ur an iPad kid
mam 2: oh ya, well ur an iPad kid so stfu
man 1: i hope u fucking get into a car crash and not die but get very badly injured but have all ur family members die while u having every bone in ur body broken. When u get in that crash ur car will be set on fire due to the impacted speed and u will be cooked like frog legs. U will have glass lodged in ur eyes, arms, big teas, and ears and won't be able to move/walk for years and then die of the pain ur have to go through 10 years latter.
man 2: see, ur an iPad kid
by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022
Get the iPad Kidmug. 
Being the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices-type kids living within one same nation", this pejorative slang term refers to the country Indonesia — with its population of 270 millions of inhabitants — having the world's highest average screen time, i.e. 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025.
With kids everywhere in Indonesia glued to their screens to play Free Fire or Fortnite, we're undeniably living in an "iPad kid nation"!
by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025
Get the iPad kid nationmug.