I need to go to bed

An excuse people use on the internet when someone calls them out on their stupidity. The implication being they screwed up because they're tired.

"I'm drunk" is a related excuse.

Guy 1: Obama bailed out the banks because he's a socialist.
Guy 2: Actually, that was George Bush.
Guy 1: Oh yeah... I need to go to bed.

by honkofthehank November 29, 2012

i am going to get some milk

what dads say to their son

Son, I am going to get some milk

by Doc.Rodrick November 18, 2021

i am going to cut your cake

said to girls when boys want to enter their butt hole with their penis

Damnnnn Haley i am going to cut your cake in frount of your mama!

by Haley ann September 22, 2007

I play pokemon go

The name of the greatest song in existence. Made by Mishovy šílenosti

I'm back

Chorus
I play Pokemon Go every day
I play pokemon Go
I play Pokemon Go every day
I play pokemon Go
Verse 1: Misha
When I wake up
I'm grabbing my phone
I wanna catch 'em all
I wanna play Pokemon
All day long, all day long

Chorus
I play Pokemon Go every day
I play pokemon Go
I play Pokemon Go every day
I play pokemon Go

Guitar Solo by Metadon

Chorus

I play Pokemon Go every day
I play pokemon Go

by Candylol October 24, 2016

Hello! I Must Be Going!

This originated with Groucho Marx in his 1930 movie "Animal Crackers." Playing the character Captain Spalding, he is an African explorer who hates high society, so when introduced at an event, he immediately wants to leave and sings these words in his opening song.

Hello! I must be going!
I cannot stay
I came to say
I must be going
I'm glad I came
But just the same
I must be going, la-la!

by Oorfeo August 16, 2022

I want to go to the Moon

When someone wants to become extremely high or are mentally unstable.

"I want to go to the Moon," Kalel said.

by August Coroly August 18, 2022

I don’t wanna go

A sentence along with i don’t feel so good said by Spider-man (tom holland portrayal), before his death in infinity war that triggers the spider-man/marvel/tom Holland fandom.

Person A: I don’t wanna go...
Person B: *crying* you know how I feel, why would you say that?
Person A: ...
Person B: you put me in such an uncomfortable situation, like you know that I’m trying to be happy, to see if it’ll work out here and I know that it’s not

by snredipity June 22, 2018