I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth

An acronym for: "I want to hang out with you".

Man, I would literally bind you up and fuck you in the ass and kiss you on the mouth later.

by nepvll March 12, 2023

I wish you would

Used when someone is in the act of trying your character and or thinking they could do something To you

Thotiana: I will drag yo ass right out yo lacefront
You: BICH I WISH YOU WOULD !

by Iceypimp July 25, 2019

How would I know

Usually said when someone asks you a question that you really don't want to answer, but they won't leave you alone until you answer it. Usually you should say this when your little brother asks you a stupid question and it will cause him to leave you alone and ask your parents.

Little Bro- " Why do girls have cooties???
Me * precedes to browse twitter and facebook*
Little Bro- " I said, Why do girls have cooties!!!!"
Me " How would I know you spoiled piece of shit!!! Get the fuck outta here before I back hand your remedial ass!!"

by All State 1B June 23, 2013

I wish you would

A provoking phrase used toward someone who looks as though he is about to do or say something to aggravate you, but hasn’t yet. Most often, after the person does or says that something, he wishes he hadn’t.

Amy: Oh my God, did just see that look I just got from our boss??
Sarah: No way! Why? Cause you’re wearing those jeans?
Amy: YES! Girl, it’s Friday, and these jeans look good.
Sarah: Shoot.
Amy: I am about to walk right into his office and be all like, “I wish you would say something about these jeans. I WISH YOU WOULD!”
Sarah: Shoot.

by Amy Williford December 14, 2008

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

by AirRon October 26, 2007

I thought it would be funny

An excuse someone uses when they just did something wrong

Audra: Mrs. lady jr hit me

Mrs.Lady: Jr why did you do that

Jr: I thought it would be funny

by Litty Kitty Squad November 11, 2018

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010