A verb which mainly means "high treason, insult to others both higher and lower, he who has no chill" if you ever commit this you'll be killed on sight
(person 1): Man not EVERYONE can be an Olympian
(person 2): I feel insulted did you just commit dodo-fragil-dodo-pene-humpty-dumptytarinsm on me?!
(person 2): I feel insulted did you just commit dodo-fragil-dodo-pene-humpty-dumptytarinsm on me?!
by Lord clem the thridst September 7, 2021
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by bacardehali August 1, 2012
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Get the Humpty Dumptus mug.This wonderful event starts out with a man sitting on a wall to show off his crotch to a woman he has a crush on. To show the woman that he is mating material, he will hump the wall in hopes of moistening her lady garden. However, he does not realize that humping the hard wall will stimulate his spinky and cause a great fall... of shit. The poopy will land below on the woman, and all hopes of mating will be crushed.
Tyrant: Yo boss, happy Friday. Any fun plans for the weekend?
The Boss: Yea I was gonna go to the Meat Market tonight for some juicy Italian sausage, but I accidentally Humpty-Dumptied my wife last night and I gotta make it up to her.
Tyrant: Bro... you’re gonna have to explain this one.
The Boss: Okay.. so I hopped on our little wall between our living room and kitchen and figured I would try to turn her on. Turns out.. I only turned on my shit wagon and inadvertently plopped a log right on her dome. Safe to say I won’t be getting dome for a while.
Tyrant: Damn dude I’m so sorry to hear that. Hope she doesn’t get POO-TSD from that. Next time wear your Shitbit, as it would’ve warned you that logs were a brewin’.
The Boss: Yea I was gonna go to the Meat Market tonight for some juicy Italian sausage, but I accidentally Humpty-Dumptied my wife last night and I gotta make it up to her.
Tyrant: Bro... you’re gonna have to explain this one.
The Boss: Okay.. so I hopped on our little wall between our living room and kitchen and figured I would try to turn her on. Turns out.. I only turned on my shit wagon and inadvertently plopped a log right on her dome. Safe to say I won’t be getting dome for a while.
Tyrant: Damn dude I’m so sorry to hear that. Hope she doesn’t get POO-TSD from that. Next time wear your Shitbit, as it would’ve warned you that logs were a brewin’.
by Stoney69 December 18, 2020
Get the Humpty-Dumptied mug.1. the act of having sex with someone shortly before ending a relationship. Also known as "loving an leaving" or "goodbye sex".
2. Figurine, statue, or plus character of a bear in a Humpty Dumpty suit
2. Figurine, statue, or plus character of a bear in a Humpty Dumpty suit
1. I gave her the good ol' humpy dumpy since the relationship was in the toilet anyway.
2. I bought the cutest little Humpy Dumpy figurine online today.
2. I bought the cutest little Humpy Dumpy figurine online today.
by Jay Dower May 30, 2006
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Humpdy Dumpdy had a great fall
All The Kings Horses
And all The Kings Men
Couldnt put Humpdy together again
Humpdy Dumpdy had a great fall
All The Kings Horses
And all The Kings Men
Couldnt put Humpdy together again
by Ganjiman March 16, 2004
Get the humpdy dumpdy mug.Humpdy dumpdy also includes standing upright while doing a girl up da butt and spinning around in cirlces while falling down and ejaculation occurs in the ass
by Bert Goo2 March 28, 2003
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