hoser

Someone who hasnt made it to Poser stage yet. . . See the Sk8r definition of Poser

Your a F#^@$% hoser. Cant even get tha board off tha ground. Can you even spell OLLIE?

by dark10304 April 10, 2003

Garden hoser

A naive university student who works at a greenhouse over the summer between semesters, unaware of what a 'hoser' is, thus causing all his friends to break out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

Dave R.: "I got a new nickname this summer, my boss calls me a garden hoser."

(Friends laugh)

Dave R.: "What? What's so funny?"

by marcuspolacus October 16, 2010

hoser

A person who is HOT but also a loser! lol

Damn that girl/guy is a hoser

by laurenhope April 27, 2006

Captain Hoser

A person who puts a group of people in tough situations. A person who sets an operation up for failure, day in and day out.

"Captain Hoser made the schedule, we are totally hosed."

by - Bambino July 05, 2015

scrub hoser

A stupid bitch that has no life and talks like a hillbilly.

Hey wanna head down to the river behind my ranch?
That's your apartment that's built next to the river, scrub hoser

by x15x November 24, 2015

Hoser

A name for Canadians, because they invented the beer bong.

Drink up hoser.

by Vincent Fretz March 21, 2018

double hoser

(noun): a hooka bong with two hoses for two people to smoke at the same time

Yo, hit this double hoser with me.

by Jack_123 November 06, 2006