A girl who likes subnoize bands (ie. KmK, King Spade, Hed Pe, DGAF) but doesn't dress/act like a annoying slut.
by RaeMac January 7, 2010
Get the Closet Bro Hoemug. Phrase used as a tool for "Online Trolls" to constantly nag or irritate the opposing team or individual.
by Onewordatatime September 24, 2011
Get the You mad bro hoe?mug. When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
Get the New Hoes Before Old Brosmug. When u wanna fuck everyone
by tricks&bits June 4, 2022
Get the Fuck hoes and brosmug. 
by Avocados_From_Mexico January 9, 2019
Get the The Bro Hoemug. Annoying girls of the white trash variety who try to fix in "with the guys" by wearing brands like RVCA, Fox, Hurley, and more. They also tend to be dessert rats with pink riding gear. More than likely the only machinery they are capable of operating is a manual quad however they might claim to race motor bikes. These girls' bios might look something like this:
16/so cal livin'/love cars, off roading, dirt bike riding, and country music/single!
16/so cal livin'/love cars, off roading, dirt bike riding, and country music/single!
Stacy is such a bro hoe always going to the dessert and posting videos of her and her "girls" singing to old Luke Bryan songs.
by Let's be honest July 17, 2016
Get the Bro Hoemug.