Closet Bro Hoe

A girl who likes subnoize bands (ie. KmK, King Spade, Hed Pe, DGAF) but doesn't dress/act like a annoying slut.
"Yeah, I like subnoize music and whiteboys. I'm kind of a closet bro hoe."
by RaeMac January 07, 2010
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You mad bro hoe?

Phrase used as a tool for "Online Trolls" to constantly nag or irritate the opposing team or individual.
Game: "Boooom Headshooot!"

Troll: " You mad bro hoe?"
by Onewordatatime September 25, 2011
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New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
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Hoe bros

One women has sex with brothers at same time or years apart.
by Braintrust563 February 08, 2018
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The Bro Hoe

The girl that all your bro’s fuck
Brittney is The Bro Hoe for us man!
by Avocados_From_Mexico January 10, 2019
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Bro Hoe

A person you can rely on
by Jaimethebrohoe August 21, 2022
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Bro hoe

A dude your boyfriend likes to hang out with more than you. They play video games together for hours a day and have more inside jokes than you will ever know or understand. Basically a guy that is dating your boyfriend.
Friend: Where's your boyfriend?
You: Hanging out with his bro hoe playing Tarkov.
by quieromuchotacobell August 28, 2020
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