hodsoned

Get fucked by the coach

Zach got hodsoned when he fell asleep when the coach was talking.

by Youknowme696969 February 15, 2017

homonarchy

the monarchy but like, gay as hell

A: Dude the royals are so gay!

B: Yeah, that’s why theyre a homonarchy!!

by LongTimeAGreenValley December 10, 2019

Hodo

Hold on

Example: Bro, Hodo I gotta plug my phone in, it’s literally on 2%!

by LolIhavenocluetho March 21, 2020

hidonk

Used to describe someone so hideous that they look like a donkey.

DAMNN he’s hidonk

by yoniggie July 21, 2021

holon

A combination of hold on or wait.

I'll tell you holon.
I'm going to get you your stuff holon(hold on).

by iluvth46_ February 14, 2017

botanical hedonist

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.

Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?

by doktorfunk October 5, 2005

hodini

when your fuckin a girl doggy style, point her twards a window, have your friend hide in the closet. switch really quick, then go around to the window and wave.

i was fuckin this chick and we pulled a hodini.

by chaney July 11, 2006