Hob Knocker

A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.

(Girl talking to her friend): You had anal sex with those two famous actors just to become more popular? And you liked it?! You're such a hob knocker!

by UKer_88 February 12, 2009

[HoB] Bubba

Gay faggotry with small testicles, an also suffering a severely stretched crooked penis.

Hey it's HoB Bubba, ass, what a fucking douche!

by [HoB] Frosting October 20, 2009

hob cob

"Hob-cob" A hobbling and cobbling together or assembling of a group of people. Typically used when the individuals don't appear as though they would gel or meet under normal circumstances.

Pulls from references of hobbling together cobblestone streets. Maybe a shady job in appearance.

Man, what a hob cob group of guys.

by Tomatostew July 20, 2017

Hob Sucker

A Hob Sucker is a sucker of cock or dirty dick.

You are a real Hob Sucker

by Randy1404 July 27, 2018

hob notcher

a guys small penis wretched into a ball

he’s got a hob notcher

by gabigail April 20, 2021

oven hob

someone who simps for a moist bag of rice and wire noodles

"did you know oven hob is in love with a bag of rice!!!"

by todorokismid April 18, 2022

Hob

a very hot guy that is worth pointing out to a friend. preferably with a job.

"OMG HOB HOB coming up "
"phwoaaar"

or

"dayuum look at that group of hobs"

by homeslice<3 November 28, 2009