heterroids

When you have butt barnacles (commonly known as hemorrhoids), and you are straight (as in no anal play whatsoever) and lacking fiber in your daily diet.

Dude 1: why you walking funny bruh?
Dude 2: cuz my college meal plan dropped a wicked case of heterroids on my asshole.

by Dirty-DirtyDiana7 December 14, 2022

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Heterosocial

Someone with a tendency or preference to form platonic relationships with the opposite gender, such as close friendships.

To reiterate, a relationship is not a heterosocial one if the relationship is sexual or romantic in nature.

The LGBTQ+ community does not officially include social identities. Nor would it be identified as queer if it were to enter their community, but it is gradually considering accepting social identities under their umbrella to help fight against discrimination.

Kelly wasn’t trying to make a move on your boyfriend. She’s just heterosocial.

by YoungGirl/wDirtyTricks July 10, 2023

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heteroactivist

A person, usually with schizophrenia, who wrongfully believes LGBTQ+ people are trying to turn him and the population gay. These people tend to want to be gay but they are in denial and are trying to justify their perceived straightness.

Matt W.: "I'm not homophobic, I'm just a heteroactivist."
Joe B.: "Dude, we all know you're gay, just accept it."

by truthspeaker1984 August 17, 2023

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