Hendrickx

One who is of hidden "Hebrew" descent. In other words a "Closet Jew". Tends to portray Jew's in an obscene manner, but secretly cry's at night sucking on a dradle shaped pacifier holding the Tanakh close to heart. One who claims to be an excellent Madden player, but in all actuality puts the Sheeny Curse on all that oppose him, causing the game to be rigged. Note of Caution: If there is a Hendrickx around hide your wallet and all virgin male anus's, for they tend to flock to money and male backside's. Found mostly in Canada and parts of the U.S. (e.g. Minnesota)

"Man he was really bashing those Hebrew gentlemen, But his last name was Moses. Ill bet he is a real Hendrickx."

"Hey, who put the Sheeny Curse on Madden. DAMN IT HENDRICKX!"

(Person 1)"I heard there was a penny on the ground out front of Surfside Bar."
(Person 2)"Not anymore, there's a Henrickx there."

by Jewsader Catholicism March 2, 2011

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Hendricksexual

A Hendrick Motorsports fan that dick rides the team no matter what.

"Stop being such a Hendricksexual!"

by DennyThaGoat June 6, 2021

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Hendricksed

When you think of old, add 100 years. When you think of slow, go backwards. It's an old, slow, "be right back" type of person, that never actually returns. Lots of work to be done?? Better bring a hot young woman to the job site because otherwise "pooooof" gone like a fart in the wind.

Man we had a lot of work to do today and we got "Hendricksed"

by Shortskirtflirt August 24, 2022

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When you think of old, add 100 years. When you think of slow, go backwards. It's an old, slow, "be right back" type of person, that never actually returns. Lots of work to be done?? Better bring a hot young woman to the job site because otherwise "pooooof" gone like a fart in the wind.

Man we had a lot of work to do today and we got "Hendricksed"

by Shortskirtflirt August 24, 2022

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