Hanson

Hanson is a band that emerged from their Tulsa, Oklahoma home with talent, real and indisputible talent, and they have made a career for themselves on that talent. There are still plenty of people who are Hanson fans, and even more who are but won't admit it. Yes, they are most famous, and infamous, for singing MMMBop before Tay hit puberty and having long blonde hair that, yes I admit, sometimes made Tay look like a girl. BUT, it has been 8 freaking years since MMMBop and Middle of Nowhere, and Hanson has changed and grown, just like SOME of you. So if you feel the need to say that Hanson are girls to justify the thoughts in your head about how hot you think Taylor is, go right ahead. But we who know better, those who actually recognize and have respect for talent, will just keep laughing at your pathetic attempts to ruffle our feathers or get us to change our minds about our musical interests. Besides, we have way better insults than "They look like girls!" or "They're gay!" *rolleyes* Yeah that takes skill.

Loser: Hanson? That one that looks like a chick is frickin gay!
Hanson fan: You mean Taylorbelle? Yeah probably, but at least he has his scarves.

by The wonderful Apie of cheese October 3, 2005

Hanyong

Lovely Wonderful person

I love Hanyong

by PandaIsSmart December 13, 2021

Hanson

N. A state of confusion and feeling attraction to a persons who you thought was a girl, but in actuality is boy.

V. being fooled into thinking a boy was a girl.

Tyler was made fun of at work for his hanson on james.

Jordy hansoned Brian at the store today by wearing a wig a long curly blonde wig.

by thesluttyvirgin December 14, 2014

Jasmine Hanson

Someone who loves to shoot people with rubberband guns, drive around to nowhere, send pictures of half naked soccer stars, buy ice-cream and date dumb boys. :D

May or may not get angry if you tell a lie.

Will definitely love you forever if your name is Enrique Iglesias, Cristiano Ronaldo or David Beckham :)

Ashley: Hey i really need a picture of a half naked hot guy!

Jasmine Hanson: Oh i got the goods, don't worry!

by thebestpersonevaaa June 23, 2010

hansonized

to be accessorized by hanson. to make anything related to hanson in some way.

i hansonized my room by putting posters from 1997 on the wall.

by jeana August 26, 2003

Chris Hanson

Having sexual contact with a girl or boy under legal allowed age. Derived from Chris Hanson host of date line NBC : to catch a predator

Wow how could you chris hanson that bitch shes like 16!

by Mike Freash round June 5, 2009

Hanson bomb

When you're at a bar you don't like and you want to leave, you go up to the Juke Box and put on MMmm Bop by Hanson at least 5 times in a row and you just leave. For more hilarity, leave a spy behind to see how pissed everyone is after the 3rd repeat. Can also be done with Ace of Base "I Saw the Sign."

Dave and I hated that bar so we dropped a Hanson Bomb and left.

by mwbinDCpsu December 7, 2007