boyband hair

see A1, 5ive, Backstreet Boys.
Either spikey or like a mcdonalds m. Normally bleached blonde, greasy looking and always overstyled.

John: oooh Joel look at my hair it's so cool. I spent ages on it this morning, I put like a whole pot of gel on it. Do you like my middle parting? And then I've like made it go up and then like flop around my face...
Joel: yeah mate you look like a silly little 90s kid with silly boyband hair, go wash it and then shave it off.
John: *crying*

by uahuaf83ix October 19, 2009

hair shirt

a garment to induce some degree of discomfort or pain as a sign of repentance and atonement

My brother sinner, even though I completely understand your need for purgation, there isn't a man among us with half a conscience who doesn't keep a hair shirt as a permanent part of his wardrobe.

by dstrube December 18, 2010

poody hair

a pubic hair

There were enough poody hairs on that urinal to knit a pair of socks.

The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.

That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.

I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.

by NCKnobster February 23, 2011

Hairarium

The thing that Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force wears on his head (his hair helmet)

Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, who stole my hairarium?
Steve: Your what?
Dr. Weird: My hair helmet?
Steve: That's right there, on your head.
Dr. Weird: Oh. BULLSH*T

by RG May 12, 2004

Chad Hair

Two Words used to describe someones hair when
it looks like they've poured the excess grease from
a Wendys frier all over it.
It is used to express the digust someone feels when
seeing a stringy mess of 'cafeteria fried noodle-like hair'
coming out of a persons head.
Named after the lead singer of Nickleback, Chad Kroeger
The ultimate leader of all greasers.

Leanne: Wow.. did you see Wilsons hair today?
Melanie: YES, FREAKIN A! Hes had major Chad Hair all week

by JolBrown April 1, 2009

Habir

Habir, a term mostly known in Singapore to describe a person who abuses animals, sexually harass women, molest children, has intercourse with old ladies, plays fortnite, watches Logan Paul and finally have approximately 10TB of child pornography. Their hobbies are blasting music while riding fixies in shopping Malls, masturbating in public transports, stone disabled children to death, play fortnite, smear shit on the walls and floor at the local mosque and vomits in passerby’s mouths.

Police Officer: excuse me habir, we’re placing you under arrest for vomiting on the dead child’s body after stoning him to death.

Habir: no, fuck you i did it to prove my self to the Logang bro, fuck 12 lmao.

by Osama bin hosni August 24, 2020

Dirty Hairbear

When a male performs cunnilingus on a female, he gently blows air into the woman's lady parts, and in return takes a queef to the face. Dirty Hairbears are best enjoyed when the recipient's snatch is grimy and hairy. Although the Dirty Hairbear is an enjoyable experience for both, it is not recommended that it is done in the 69 position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.

Person 1: Did you hear about Bree?
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!

by The Hairbear March 12, 2013