(Adj.) Used to describe the magnitude of Halal you've got on a certain day (Halal = Good, in Arabic ) . If you're on a high halalitude, you're super nice to everyone. If you're Halalitude is low, you're being a complete douche to everyone.
1. Why don't you pump up that halal-itude of yours, I cant stand being around your arrogant ass
2. Oh my God bro, that guy is always on high halal-itude ! I WONDER HOW HE DOES IT !?
2. Oh my God bro, that guy is always on high halal-itude ! I WONDER HOW HE DOES IT !?
by Gaurav the Vasnani May 18, 2018
by MFTMG November 09, 2021
Halal dating isn’t really a thing because it leads into other sexual behavior which is not halal, it’s called zina and the prophet Muhammad warmed us not to get near to it before marriage, so yes and no at the same time
Person 1: can I date ur daughter the halal way by halal dating
Sheikh: I don’t know if I can trust you
Person 1: I won’t commit zina
Sheikh: halal dating almost always leads zina:)
Sheikh: I don’t know if I can trust you
Person 1: I won’t commit zina
Sheikh: halal dating almost always leads zina:)
by Huhwhadhabben September 20, 2020
Was the animal slaughtered halally?
by jawnyz January 27, 2023
Gang shit
No swearing
Alah hwakba
Gotta use “my guy my guy” repeatedly when u spud any other halal
never swear
Frick the gays
anyone who aint keeping it halal Is a willy head
If u hear ANY swearing ur gotta say “r u keeping it halal” then the spud thing
KEEP IT HALAL FRICK THE GAYS ALAH HWAKBA
No swearing
Alah hwakba
Gotta use “my guy my guy” repeatedly when u spud any other halal
never swear
Frick the gays
anyone who aint keeping it halal Is a willy head
If u hear ANY swearing ur gotta say “r u keeping it halal” then the spud thing
KEEP IT HALAL FRICK THE GAYS ALAH HWAKBA
Guy 1: y wont he pass the fucking football to me.
Guy2:is u man keeping it halal
*spud*
Both:my guy my guy my guy
Both:FRICK THE GAYS *shouted*
Both:ALAH HWAKBA *also shouted*
Guy2:is u man keeping it halal
*spud*
Both:my guy my guy my guy
Both:FRICK THE GAYS *shouted*
Both:ALAH HWAKBA *also shouted*
by speky_man_123 May 16, 2022