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Halal Pi

When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.
The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.
by Fasters February 10, 2022
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Not Halal

"Mummy this present is not halal"-Timmy
"Shut the fuck up little Timmy"-Mum

"This argument is not Halal."
by Waterismyfavouritefood September 17, 2020
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halal bilal

Someone who preforms Bilal actions and eats 100% halal frikandels at the turkish mosque.
by Halal Bilal January 24, 2018
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Halaler

A person or object that is more halaler than another
person “I am halal” , person 2 “I am halaler”
by Aeeman February 10, 2020
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Halal

The way you feel after a long night out with the pals.
How was last night?
It was great, but I’m literally halal right now.
by Ghostlywisdom1 January 7, 2024
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Halal Day

Stay halal for 1 day on 11th November, You cant do any haram thing for entire day
Stay halal brother, Halal Day is the best
by MFTMG November 8, 2021
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halal fam

Legend says that halal fam was a group of friends who shared memes and laughter until a tragedy happened.

People were shipping 3 pair of friends which lead the 6 people and 1 third wheel to make a group called the gaga gang. One day, one of the members of gaga gang (alif baikal) was bored and decided to make a dumb family tree. That family tree consisted of 16 people including the members of gaga gang. So he decided to make a group chat and named it halal fam.

The members are: alif baikal, alyssus hannah, gurwindow, Michael, rheonk, ㅎ오유, mehamilf, aleedaddy, ario, chef yan, zak, evanka, varushine, subinic, zamirbaby and arwoman

One day, one of the admins named alyssus hannah turned evil and with her sidekick fluffer, she ended the group by murdering them mercilessly.

Today, the group remains a history as one of the most non-halal groups to have ever exist.
Michael: let's have sex
ㅎ옹ㅎ: okay but where daddy?
rheonk: in halal fam baby boy
by sunsetaekook September 7, 2021
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