hoedemic

Hoe•dem•ic

Noun

1. A widespread occurrence of hoes in a community at a particular.

2. An infestation of hoes.

"My girlfriend is so bothered by the hoedemic in our apartment building, She won't even let me go to the laundry room by myself!"

by I am The Doctor! July 24, 2017

Hoddinot

A trait specifically focused on women, referring to a completely incompetent person, who is constantly incapable in answering her own mathematics questions. This person normally is associated with a stagnant smell of crushed dreams and kicking orphan's shins. Really hard.

"Wow, that girl is such a Hoddinot!"

by Confooshus April 19, 2018

Hoeify

The process of turning a person into a hoe.

"Wow Jerry sure did a good job hoeifying Sarah."

by Jesusismywaifu November 25, 2018

Hoeie

A derogatory term for all women named Clowie. They are Hoes, and the absolute rock bottom of their name.

Hey, did you hear who X is dating, Clowie, Right?
Yeah, she's a hoeie, real rock bottom of a human being.

by KedooT August 3, 2019

Hoedown

When there are 2 or more hoes fighting each other

Ah man there’s going to be a hoedown after school, everybody’s going to be there and the main fighters are lakisha, towya, Ashley and Karen you can’t miss it

by I'm.dah.kid August 7, 2020

Hoedalay

When a man sticks his dick into a woman’s vagina and the other man sticks his dick into the woman’s asshole

It’s Hoedalay time.

by The two musketeers November 28, 2018

Preteen Hoedown

An awkward event. It's like going to a preteen party. People are standing around bc they don't know what a real hoedown is.

Mom: "Hey son, how was the party?
Son: "It was a preteen hoedown. That's the last middle school dance I'm chaperoning for the PTA. I've never felt so much awkwardness in my life."
Younger son: "You mean...that's not how all hoedowns go?"

by BetterThanDjibouti May 16, 2011