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help me

wait... do you really need help? uhhhh, don't worry ill call 911...
sh*t the phone broke
help me jhon HELP ME
by LOGANBOIIIII October 5, 2022
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helping me with my car tire

When a homie hopper is fucking one of your friends and needs to come up with an excuse
Owen is helping me with my car tires
by Anonymous37737363636362 December 6, 2022
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Help me

A word used to describe your life
Help me my dog ate my fridge
by The simpo May 21, 2021
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Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.
Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.
by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024
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help me throw up

help me throw up is when a girl takes her boyfriends penis and gags on it until she throws up
babe come help me throw up, alr come choke on this dick
by gokillyaselfss November 23, 2023
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Help me get the Burger Off

He told his fiance "Help me get the burger off", meaning he actually wanted help getting a nut off
by Propriety January 12, 2022
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Help me

The act of being not helped because you are in dire need of fun and something else in your life (aka depression)
HELP ME
by furriiayes September 2, 2021
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