help me

wait... do you really need help? uhhhh, don't worry ill call 911...
sh*t the phone broke

help me jhon HELP ME

by LOGANBOIIIII October 5, 2022

helping me with my car tire

When a homie hopper is fucking one of your friends and needs to come up with an excuse

Owen is helping me with my car tires

by Anonymous37737363636362 December 6, 2022

Help me

A word used to describe your life

Help me my dog ate my fridge

by The simpo May 21, 2021

Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.

Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.

by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024

help me throw up

help me throw up is when a girl takes her boyfriends penis and gags on it until she throws up

babe come help me throw up, alr come choke on this dick

by gokillyaselfss November 23, 2023

Help me get the Burger Off

Another euphemism for "suck my dick"

He told his fiance "Help me get the burger off", meaning he actually wanted help getting a nut off

by Propriety January 12, 2022

Help me

The act of being not helped because you are in dire need of fun and something else in your life (aka depression)

HELP ME

by furriiayes September 2, 2021